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Ted Lyon

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About Me

I really don't take myself or much of anything else very seriously. That's too hard to do.
"Often fully clothed, always fully stupid." - Imaginary Person In My Head, When Asked About The Stupid Stuffs That I Do.
You should go to Random Salad . I write stuff there. I also make videos and post them there.
You should also go to aGoodTempo's YouTubeness . I make different videos and put them there. Then I cry myself to sleep.
My body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O, and U.
I am a no good, good for nothing nogoodnik. I have at no time ever been sarcastic. Ever.
I like to paint pretty pictures of flowers and puppies on the tummy/thighs of dead/dying girls.
I are teh Zilgoadz, master of teh moonz!!!1@!!!111
I have a colonial mentality.
As a young child I tried to dig a hole in the ground to visit hell. Twice. Honestly.
My favorite name in the world is:
Butterscotch Biggity Arthur Farkas Schmidt Esquire The Third.
I've had an urge for years to break someone's finger. Any takers, please, let me know.
On a side note:
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On another side note:
I'm not all fun and games, children. There are things about me you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.


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My Interests

Random burning sensations.

Don't be lazy and don't be mean. Take away your dogs/cats testicles/reproductive organs. Learn why here .

DINO! We lourve him. I wrote this about him a long, long time ago.

Like fat men and slurpees? Thought so. Go here to witness the hottest slurpee porn you've never seen.

Holy crap !

Buy this . Do it now. Do not hesitate. Terrible, car accident related things happen to those who wait. Wink wink.

This is kind of funny. I mean, its ok. Not "OMFG IM LAUGHING SOOOO HARD IM GONA DIEEEE!!!1111 *GIGGLEZ*" kind of funny. But its kind of funny in a "ehh, yeah. Its kinda funny" kind of way.

If you go to google and type in "Funky Chickens" and click "I'm feeling lucky", you get this page .

Are you still having those perverted dreams about jesus being naked on the cross? Now you can clothe him in the latest sereal killer fashions!

Lunar-effing-Wars! ..

I'd like to meet:

The aliens that came down to visit Bill Hicks, new spatial dimensions, these guys:

this man:

this man:

and this man: ..

Music:

I'm looking out of my window and watching my dog laying on its back with his front legs straight up in the air. He's an odd animal.
If you want to know what bands I listen to, then just ask me...

Movies:

Cheesy comedy, drama, noir, cult, exploitation, horror. Basicly if it confuses/disturbs/unnerves/offends/scares you, I like it.
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Television:

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Books:

Ok, I've finally decided to read only one book at a time so that I may actually finish it.
Reading (again): Contact by Carl Sagan..