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Brad Edwards

The Real Brad Edwards

About Me

Yeah what about me ?

My Interests

Parenting, Transformers, Sweet Tea, Giraffes, Jokes, Sleeping, Watching TV, Galaga, Dipped Cones, Being mostly Irish, Being part Indian, Wearing T-shirts, Playing Bass, Singing, Painting squids, Wine, Wineland, Love, Swords, Crafts, Action Figures, Crafting Action Figures, Zombies (the fight against), Robots, Robot Armies, Complaining, Steak Quesodillas, Justice, Justice Force, Fla-Vor-Ice, Bocci, Kites and The ladies...amirightpeople? oh and Tetris

I'd like to meet:

my maker, two veg, sweet jesus, my real dad, someone I don't like, a dinosaur and you and of course Mr Lt. Columbo

Music:

Rought Iron, Iggy Pop (but not really), T Rex, the Pixies, the Shelleey Ramonds, Faith No More, Prince, Led Zeppelin, Primus, Crucial Taunt, The Shitty Beatles, Beck, the Beastie Boys, Capital B (spelt like M-O-N-E-Y), The Public Enemies, Jesse Nova and the 4 Skins, Gnarls Barkley, Missy Elliott, Super Fire Convoy (just the early stuff), Pink Floyd, Weezer, En Voyue, Alice in Chains, Ray Charles, Herbie Hancock, the Gorillaz, Joel's Favorite Band, Cake, Johnny Cash, GWAR, Foo Fighters, Beethoven, Creedence Clearwater R, Superstars of the 80's, Al Green, the Bloody Menstruals, and Willy Nelson.
Game provided by:

Movies:

Raisin' Arizona, Pootie-tang, Taxi Driver, Star Wars, What's Love Got to do With It?, Mad Max (all of em), China Town, Dr. Strangelove, Jurassic Park III, the Guns of Nabarone, Dirty Dozen, Anything with GGW in the Title, Blood of heroes, Old Boy, All Godzilla based films, Enemy Mine, They Live, Evil Dead, MOST Hellraiser movies, The Fly (Goldblum version), all "of the Dead" movies, the Last Unicorn, the Dark Crystal, Fist Full of Dollars, Elephant Man, Midnight Cowboy... just you know...

Television:

Columbo, M*A*S*H, Mr Show, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Suprise by Design, Venture Bros, American chopper, Transformers, Beast Wars, Cathouse, GI Joe, 700 Club, Spongebob,ATHF, Family Guy, the Simpsons, Deadwood, Boondocks, The News, Avatar, That's SO Raven, ....just whatever's on.

Books:

on tape

Heroes:

David Bowie (and then later the Wallflowers then Foo Fighters), Batman, Steve Irwin, Cave Fag, Optimus Prime, Goku, Spiderman, Stephen Hawking, the Hulk, Billy Hayes, Benjamin Franklin, the dude that turned a bulldozer into a tank and knocked all kind of crap the "F" down then shot himself. up to when he shot himself, Frank Morris, uh Some guy with cancer maybe?

My Blog

Why I do it

Before you read this piece of fan mail you need to know that a while back I did a performance at an outdoor music festival known as Juice Fest along with my friend and fellow comedian Jesse Case. Anot...
Posted by Brad Edwards on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:21:00 PST

This Dream I Had

Last night Matthew Broderick appeared to me in a dream. He was talking to me through the television and he said unto me "THE ONLY TRUE FREEDOM WE CAN KNOW IS TO SURRENDER TO CHAOS" and then the TV the...
Posted by Brad Edwards on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:31:00 PST

SAD

Hey EverybodyI have always been a little behind the times as far as technology goes. This can be attributed to the fact that Ive never been a rich man and also I am not very good at stuff in general. ...
Posted by Brad Edwards on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 04:53:00 PST

KERMIT

O.K. regular people if no one ever told you Kermit the frog was a frog would you think him a frog? I doubt that I would. True he is green but thats where the froggyness ends.  His face is pointed...
Posted by Brad Edwards on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:52:00 PST