Rob Haynes - ProfilesArchive

About Me

You could say that Rob Haynes has been doing stand-up for since he was in high school. Rob began his journey as the dorky kid in high school growing up in a small town in east Tennessee. He learned quickly that a chunky pale kid with a deep appreciation for horror movies and the work of George Lucas better be funny or be prepared to spend some time shoved in a locker. Rob, attended Middle Tennessee State University where he pursued a degree in broadcasting, with hopes to one day become a writer and director for TV and film. Feeling unfulfilled creatively Rob started performing stand-up comedy in Nashville. Utilizing the same razor wit and ability to dissect pop culture that kept him alive in the blackboard jungle, Rob rose quickly in the Nashville, eventually forging the skills that have made him one of the most promising young comics in the south. Delving into such topics as his youth as an outcast in a small town and his love of star wars and pie, Rob Haynes finds away to make everyone smile at his off beat view of the world.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarentino, Chris Rock, The Toxic Avenger, Bill Clinton and Spiderman. OH Oh oh and asian chicks, asian chicks are hot.

My Blog

George Carlin 1937-2008

Hey, I was just woken by my kid brother and was told that George Carlin had passed away, and Im having a hard time wrapping my head around it. With all seriousness one of my first memor...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 23:45:00 GMT

A tale of too many Sabbaths: or why choking on your own vomit is good for the public.

Hey Hey Hey, Im probably about to lose most of you on this one, but that's ok. Mix yourself a black tooth grin, and power thru this and Ill tell you some quaint dick jokes later. It should be known th...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:09:00 GMT

Mangydog pimps Loyd and Friends @ Music City Bar and Grill

http://www.mangydog.com/guest/loyd051908.php Click it, Read it, Show up, Disrobe, Repeat.
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 18:15:00 GMT

Re: Hillbillys and such...

Hey Hey Hey, Greetings goodly townsfolk of the internet! Earler I was party to a conversation whilts trying to procure a burrito that amounted to this: The reason gas prices are rising is becau...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:22:00 GMT

I was shocked too...

Greetings goodly towns folk of the internet, It has come to my attention that I will likely die at some point in my life. After doing some research this is indeed true. While Im not a fan of this disc...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 16:18:00 GMT

I’m so telling Captain Fuller

I have to be in my house for several hours today, so this morning I thins to myself "what should you watch to pass the hours?" There really one answer, 21 Jumpstreet. It did more for Johnny Depp than ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 09:49:00 GMT

Ellen’s dog

Greetings goodly towns folk of the internet,Ihave finally decided its time for me to pack up and move to the wintery north of Canada. I came to this decison this morning when I turned on CNN expecting...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:00:00 GMT

Maybe if I had a power pellet it would have been cool....

Hey Hey Hey goodly towns people of the internet,So Last night I got to do a show at a hip hop night club in downtown Nashville. The show started a good 120 minutes late, but that was fine by me, as I ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:52:00 GMT

Shameful, shameful....

Greetings,I come to you goodly townsfolk of the internet plexed. I was only moments ago denied a freind request because the user "does not accept requests from comedians". I admit that some cats out t...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:46:00 GMT

its a WHAT?!?!?!?

An aquaintence of mine recently gave himself the title of consultant. This, as you all know is a term used when a person does nothing productive but draws a salary for it. Refusing to let this indescr...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 19:26:00 GMT