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Ben

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About Me


I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !
I tell jokes and hope to make friends. I had a day job where there would be meetings and more meetings meetings they were boring and I never paid attention. That made me unemployable but I don’t have to go to the bored rooms anymore. Sweet! So I tell jokes and with all the wads of cash that fall from the sky while doing stand up comedy I use it buy exotic ingredients to make foods like PB&J sandwiches. The heaps of money are also used to put gas in my amazing tracker. Ladies love a guy in a tracker. That’s actually how I pick up women. I say “I have a tracker, you want to eat some PB&J sandwiches? I thought so.I from Northern KY by Cincinnati. I have also lived in Louisville, Bowling Green and Nashville. Chicago is my next living destination, target date - week of July 4th. Quit reading this and friend me already so then we can awkwardly comment on each others pages.






My Blog

Bright Spot For You

Comedy is not a luxury, its the fourth necessity, Brenner said.If you even smile, you cant have a bad thought."Full Article here.I smiled when I read this and when I did I kind of needed it. So h...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 12:25:00 GMT

"A bunch of chicks in one box"

was the message on a post-it-note attached to the two boxes of peeps and a self help book my friends sent me.The self help book is "Go put your strengths to work." I get the point. Do something with y...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:55:00 GMT

Street Walker, Executive Blah, Beer Mugs

Street WalkerI was standing outside of the comedy club waiting to go watch the show when a strange guy walked up to me and asked "Do you like country music?" I responded, "It has it’s place. I l...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 23:53:00 GMT

Definitions I just made up.

Luminary - A well lit refinery where they manufacture hope.Odoriferous - A teenager who will never get laid.Esculent - Succulent escargo.Drachma - The mother of a vampire.Dengue - A type of Chinese de...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:31:00 GMT

Without Love Nashville is Nothing&

In the second floor of the Nashville Public Library in Downtown there is an exhibit of photographs of demonstrations of protestors in the 1950's. The protestors were demonstrating because they wanted ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:17:00 GMT

Post Thankful

I am delayed what can I say I just opened last months mail. I have 30 voicemails from weeks ago. I don't subscribe to the thought that I should be controlled by my mailbox or voicemails. I would turn ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:01:00 GMT

Giggle at this

I don't know who he is but the Geico Caveman is doing comedy. I'm at Giggles Grill in Chattanooga (if I spelled that right). I could be out partying but instead I am hanging out with some buds. Brian ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:57:00 GMT

Internal monologue is that what this is called?

I guess sometimes you have to put it out there and take a risk. Safety is a way of sitting on what is easy, comfortable and well, safe. Being safe hasn't got me anywhere yet.It is much harder to expos...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:06:00 GMT

Women’s Bathrooms are

My goofy ass fell asleep in my buddy's recliner while watching UT give GA a true pounding (college football). Like a crusty old man I fell asleep in the recliner. Thank God I am not in college because...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 14:37:00 GMT

warning: editing your top friends will cause you drama

I tried avoiding editing my top friends because I didn't realize that Myspace automatically selected them for me. After trying to swap them around/out whatever. I am annoyed and I give up.I think the ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 19:33:00 GMT