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About Me

i'm a fucking mess. i have a loud laugh. i really need my sleep. i don't like myself most of the time. i talk with my mouth full. i'm sarcastic. i'm neurotic. zombies terrify me. i just recently stopped sleeping with a night light on. i feel the compulsive need to smoosh certain foods with my bare feet. when i was a kid i used to pick my nose until it gushed blood. i'm a real treat. i like to watch people. i'm sick of waiting. i can hula hoop and do a back bend. i dance alot when i'm drunk. i'm a good girl even though i do some bad things.

My Interests

building forts, taking naps. oooh, taking naps in those forts. fantasizing about being in a band and having super powers. knockin boots. a little bit of this, a little bit of that. and trick or treating.

I'd like to meet:

the child i will never have. someone i'm attracted to when i'm sober.

Music:

jesus and mary chain, kristin hersh, tricky, portishead, jeff buckley, tom waits, morphine, sixteen horsepower, pj harvey, mazzy star, bjork, massive attack, pixies, melvins, lucero, denali, the cure, billy idol, led zeppelin

Television:

prison break, six feet under, aeon flux, mr. show, strangers with candy, family guy, sealab, buffy the vampire slayer, upright citizens brigade, curb your enthusiasm, the joy of painting with bob ross, arrested development, lost

Books:

skinny legs and all; jitterbug perfume; geek love; creepy susie; mad libs

My Blog

Dear Michael Cera,

I've had a couple of dreams about you. I don't really remember the first, but you had on a black "led zeppelin" t-shirt and i thought you looked cute. I dreamt that we were at some sort of reso...
Posted by "Finger Cuffs" on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:28:00 PST

My dick and me

I dream about sex. A lot. All kinds of sex. Sometimes i am a man. Total P.O.V. shot. Like, virtual reality. It is amazing. Last night i was with a blonde who had tattoos that ran along the right side ...
Posted by "Finger Cuffs" on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:22:00 PST

dear bryce dallas howard (part deux),

i had another dream about you. i dreamed i was watching a rerun of 'temptation island' and lo and behold you were on it. i was astonished i never knew you were on it till then. you were canoodling wit...
Posted by "Finger Cuffs" on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:40:00 PST

dear bryce dallas howard,

i had a dream about you last night. we were at a party, i think, at my house. we met in the kitchen, neither of us were having a great time, i think. your hair was wet. i told you i thought you ...
Posted by "Finger Cuffs" on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 02:41:00 PST

Nice Pies

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Posted by "Finger Cuffs" on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 12:41:00 PST

my genius brain art

i wrote this poem, but i think it would make a really good song. i'm a little nervous about posting it, because my art is so personal to me and it is hard to expose myself. But i am serious about this...
Posted by "Finger Cuffs" on Fri, 05 May 2006 02:12:00 PST

slideshow

she gave it to me, so i'm drinking it. drinking it out of a mug that reads 'do a kahlua'. i watched him walk away, i could have ran but i stayed. i swim and i sink. further further down. down down dow...
Posted by "Finger Cuffs" on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 01:38:00 PST

play time

you know what's fun when your roomate is out of town? oh you know. that's right, walking around the house naked! and by walking, i mean crying in the corner curled up in the fetal position naked. no, ...
Posted by "Finger Cuffs" on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 10:35:00 PST

i like pants. pants pants pants.

today before work, benjamin (he works in the kitchen) and i hung out and got coffee and saw art and walked around, and i told him what color chairs on porches were, and there was a bench that had hand...
Posted by "Finger Cuffs" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST