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Ryan Williams

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


34 year-old loser standup comedy sensation, desperate for attention.
WATCH THIS 'CUZ I'M IN IT OMG KK!

My Interests

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This is a photo of Adrienne Barbeau yelling at me.

My Blog

ATTENTION UPSTATE NY FOLK!

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Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:42:00 GMT

I MADE YOU A MIX TAPE

I realized what sucks about modern mix tapes: They don't exist any more.If someone makes you a mix nowadays, you get a playlist. Playlists suck. If I send you a playlist, all you are going to do is li...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:33:00 GMT

Hi again!

FIFTEEN EXCITING BITS OF INFORMATION ABOUT ME, AS OF JANUARY, 20091- I over-use the all-caps feature!2- The Nintendo Wii is a fine, fine game system if you have any grudges against your rotator cuff. ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:31:00 GMT

Idiot...

WELL...Let's show you a video first. This is an example of why the internet was a bad idea: any idiot, moron, or just-plain-batshit-crazy old nutjob can be heard: Ah sweet, sweet ignorance. ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:47:00 GMT

Hunkapapa

It's been a while since I have taken the time to complain online with you. I blame the fact that I have been busy writing off-line, working a lot at work (where we aren't able to get onto MySpace, the...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 04:30:00 GMT

McFAILURE

A McTaleIn an effort to NOT appear as a conglomerate that doesn't give a damn about the common consumer, McDonald's Corporation has been rolling out an interesting option to their franchises over the ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:04:00 GMT

A Pint Of Beer & A New Tattoo...

Lebowskifest ended on Sunday. Saturday consisted of a rousing time in Louisville that included drinking far too many beer with my brother and friends and getting yet another tattoo on my already crowd...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 12:28:00 GMT

You’re A Lebowski, I’m A Lebowski...

Day One of Lebowskifest here in Louisville is over, and it was a rousing time. Friday my bruddah Tommy and I drove from Nashville to KY to attend (Yes, he flew from Newark, NJ, to Nashville, and then ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 07:42:00 GMT

Geeker

Geeker The CatOctober, 1995 - June, 2008"Considerate Roommate, Soft Companion, and Mighty Conqueror Of Squeeky Rubber Mice"I miss you a lot, buddy. You were a really good cat.
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:11:00 GMT

73%

Here's an interesting factoid, according to epidemiologist Elizabeth Pisani, who has devoted her life to studying the AIDS epidemic and its' impact on global societies and culture: The failure rate of...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:50:00 GMT