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Cesar Cervantes

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About Me


Subscribe Free Add to my PageI'm a consumer, hippocrate, and part-time Narcissist: I wanna save the world and take all the credit, I'm Catholic most sundays, I'm a vegetarian except when no one's looking, I love a good feminist as long as she's thin, I'm in the Green Party- love my car and can't remember the last time I recycled, I pretentiously refer to myself as American-Mexican, I refuse to purchase starbucks coffee...unless I happen to receive a gift card, I will not wear name brand clothing...unless its vintage of course, and I'm in a loving committed relationship...but message me if you're interested. I'm also a comedian...here are some of my happy thoughts: 1. the smell of crayons 2. silly putty 3. Kids with lisps 4. El Paso 5. nipples 6. tumble weeds 7. old ladies with afros 8. toes and feet 9. the smelll of beer and perfume 10. Playing tennis in a speedo 11. The Goonies 12. first kisses 13. second chances 14. new jokes 15. the sound of an acoustic guitar 16. kareoke 17. tattoos 18. where mountains and water meet 19. Humility 20. baby pictures 21. belly buttons 22. Honey Bunches of Oats 23. OJ with lots of pulp 24. chunky peanut butter 25. Adriana Lima 26. Anna Kournikova 27. Meg Ryan 28. tan lines 29. small boobs 30. nose rings 31. Ghandi 32. Strawberry milk 33. Fritos Honey BBQ Flavor Twists 34. old convertible VW bugs 35. back dimples 36. green tea 37. pop rocks 38. bannana seats 39. Hammocks 40. pearl snap buttons 41. your mom 42. mr. potatoe head 43. dredlocks cesarcervantes.net

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The creatively maladjusted.

Music:

Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Jack Johnson, Willy Mason, Tracy Chapman, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Elliot Smith, Ben Kweller, The Beatles, U2, Beck, Aerosmith, Tito & Tarantula, Ben Harper, Squirl Nut Zippers...

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, The Comedian, Dumb and Dumber, High Fidelity, A Clockwork Orange, The Little Mermaid (shut up), The Goonies, The Princess Bride, Office Space, Opportunity Knocks, Revenge of the Nerds, I Heart Huckabees, Sideways, Lost in Translation

My Blog

The Man made me an offer...

Long story short I got a job in LA that gives me a free apartment near the beach, healthcare, and flexiblity to still pursue whatever my new dream of the week is... pretty sweet deal. What is this job...
Posted by Cesar Cervantes on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:41:00 PST

My Eulogy by Jen

A friend and I are playing a game..."If I died, what would you say":It sounds odd, but i think one of cesar's best traits was the fact that he contradicted himself constantly - not out of fickleness o...
Posted by Cesar Cervantes on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:32:00 PST

Robert Frost

Everyone knows the line in Robert Frost's famous poem, "I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference." Here are a few of mine, and feel free to add your own...I took the road...
Posted by Cesar Cervantes on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 03:27:00 PST

Albert

I'm going back to San Antonio soon. The last few times I've been back I have had, on more than one occasion, someone come up to me and say, "hey what's up Albert." The first time I ignored it naturall...
Posted by Cesar Cervantes on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:23:00 PST

26 & 2 white hairs

I turned 26 a few days ago and found 2 white hairs in my beard. At first glance I thought maybe they were blonde but upon further intensive inspection...I'm almost certain they're white. The following...
Posted by Cesar Cervantes on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:59:00 PST

first film

So I just completed acting in my first feature film shot in San Antonio, TX. I was fortunate enough to be able to work with Mike Starr, Douglas Spain, Marc Ursone and many other talented actors. The C...
Posted by Cesar Cervantes on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:26:00 PST

why deny it

I think I've done quite well in denying my own flaws...or at least supressing them. And when someone is actually reflective, open and honest about theirs I usua...
Posted by Cesar Cervantes on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:24:00 PST

another quote...

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."              ...
Posted by Cesar Cervantes on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:51:00 PST

where we are

A friend sent this to me...I like, and wanted to share. where we are Gerald Locklin i envy those who live in two places: new york, say, and london; wales and spain; l.a. and paris; hawaii and switzerl...
Posted by Cesar Cervantes on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:29:00 PST

Where am I?

Today (or tonite) I woke up in TQ (temporary quarters) of a Naval base in Bahrain. I was dreaming that I was driving a car and then all of the sudden my seat pushed forward and the steering wheel...
Posted by Cesar Cervantes on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:46:00 PST