all the other website are just suckas. |
so i finally did it. i redesigned my website. it's officially rad. i can say that because i do this shit for a livin'. and my new site is unequivocally rad. myspace is gr...
Posted by michelle on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:39:00 PST |
help the police! |
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Posted by michelle on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:07:00 PST |
I subscribe to |
"the best show on wfmu" is fantastic. its host, mr.tom scharpling, is also fantastic. it is in danger of not being podcasted. that would be a travesty. the problem is the low amount of subscribers. yo...
Posted by michelle on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:33:00 PST |
what's on your dial? |
so i listen to a lot of r&b radio. out here we have kday and kjlh and the top 40 stations play a lot of the latest hot r&b tracks. anyhoo, i've been hearing this song on the radio ...
Posted by michelle on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:30:00 PST |
blogs come in threes apparently. this one's good. |
on this website, somebody posed the question "you vs. your evil twin. who wins?" well, here's the conundrum. as most of you know, i have a twin. however, i think i might be the evil one. let's j...
Posted by michelle on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:56:00 PST |
holy shit. two blogs in one night. YOU'RE WELCOME. |
i collect stories. for example, yesterday i flushed a sock down the toilet. i thought it was toilet paper and my body was already programmed to pick it up, throw it in the toilet and then flush. i jam...
Posted by michelle on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:54:00 PST |
a paragraph for your asses |
i am going to start a religion. it will be called the church of cosmetology. everybody will worship a fake god i create and they will look good doing it. if people are strapped for cash (or whatever i...
Posted by michelle on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:49:00 PST |
i saw a berry flashin those high beams...it was a bad day. |
so last night was a weird night. i had two shows. the first one was at this divey-dive drunkhole bar in glendale called big fish. miller lite was $2.75. the drunk regulars yelled unintelligible hec...
Posted by michelle on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:22:00 PST |
here's the third thing. |
my cats got fixed a couple weeks ago. rather, mymom got spayed and yourmom got neutered. the neutering operation is pretty simple OR SO I HEAR. i'm not a veterinarian, but you could be carrying a p...
Posted by michelle on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 04:17:00 PST |
if it doesn't hurt, they shouldn't call it a root canal (part two) |
okay, fine. i never even mentioned a root canal in the last blog. how very remiss of me. i ohpologize. i was at my parent's place in sun city, arizona fourth of july weekend. we are in my stepfa...
Posted by michelle on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:31:00 PST |
