Why I Hate MySpace |
I've got things to do damnit! Now I've got to see your new pics. And leave comments. Copy and paste html bulletins?Shit. I used to read. I've tried, but I can't quit you..damn you MySpace....
Posted by Michelle Buteau on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:47:00 PST |
I'm like... |
I'm like Oprah; I'll listen to your problems, but then figure them out by telling everyone else..
I'm like a Jackson; I'm very outgoing on stage, but reserved off stage..
I'm like Justin Timberlake; I...
Posted by Michelle Buteau on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:16:00 PST |
Mot Du Jour - La Vie! |
The Love.
The Shit.
The Life.
It's all from the same place.
The crotch.
Respect it!
Posted by Michelle Buteau on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 04:15:00 PST |
Fat Men Love Me. |
Fat men love me. I don't know what it is. Is it my perfume? Do I smell like gravy? Fat men look at me like they're hungry. Like I can cook or something. Do I have a "Let me cook your dinner Pappi" loo...
Posted by Michelle Buteau on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:58:00 PST |
Is this LoVe? |
I can't walk down the street without smelling you. I crave you. I can never get sick of you. I could have you everyday, in many different ways, sometimes even twice a day. I could have you dress...
Posted by Michelle Buteau on Mon, 01 May 2006 10:47:00 PST |
A Day at the Market.. |
And by market, I mean food shopping. I went to Food Emporium. I grabbed a cart and immediately felt something moist. As I looked down, I saw a glob ofphlegm. You know, the thick, sticky, stringy mucus...
Posted by Michelle Buteau on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 10:48:00 PST |
Give the piece peace! |
Give the piece peace! I have a co-worker that is a writer. And he's got more then a writing cap going on. He has a hairpiece. The most annoying hairpiece you've ever met. Kinda like that shirt or pai...
Posted by Michelle Buteau on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 05:54:00 PST |
Are you that guy? |
Are you that guy?
Are you that guy
That likes to "cook" for your date instead of taking them out? Making fish in a white wine sauce, sautéed spinach, and wild brown rice.
...
Posted by Michelle Buteau on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 04:32:00 PST |
I love this word. |
NOW.
It's the coolest...
NOW also spells OWN. And WON.
I like the meaning of all of these words. Don't you?
Yes, I do have a degree. And yes, time on your hands is a dangerous thing. ...
Posted by Michelle Buteau on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 03:38:00 PST |
The first joke I ever wrote. |
The first joke I ever wrote was, of course, inspired by my ex-boyfriend and his man breast.
"Lines at Disney World remind me of my ex-boyfriend...three hours of waiting for a 2 minute ride...looks be...
Posted by Michelle Buteau on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 05:09:00 PST |
