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JACQUETTA SZATHMARI

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Find out a little more at http://www.BIGGUNSBIGTOBACCO.COM I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

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My Blog

Let the Music Play

I have been trying to win KTU Party Gras tickets for the last fortnight. And by trying to win I mean I have been imploring my samurai lawyer fiancé, Z, to listen to 103.5 and get the tickets for me. A...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 22:13:00 GMT

Celeb Containment

Last night, during a melatonin induced slumber, I dreamt of a US media outlet operating under a no-celeb news policy. An early morning check of my email inbox revealed that my dream has a small chance...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:16:00 GMT

My Big Fat Black Comedy

Now I think we all agree that there is nothing funnier that a parody of a black woman especially if she is overweight, over 21, darker than a café au lait and has the audacity to have self confidence ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 14:19:00 GMT

The Last Illusion

At the end of a film version of the Mahabharata one of the characters, Krishna, the old blind man or the reincarnation of an inquisitive boy, remarks with a flourish, This is the last illusion. Well ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:25:00 GMT

Vacate the Premises

I love vacation and being a teacher aka perennial student I get plenty of it ,as a part time teacher I get even more. I take about three vacations a week, usually without even leaving the area. I just...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 23:21:00 GMT

I Wish it Were True

I cant remember the last time I trusted the media enough to think that anything that they came up with was real. I still think that they compose the news obituary style gathering little bits of stock ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 18:20:00 GMT

Pink Building

  You live in the Pink Building! Did you have to say it in a way that made me think that signing the lease was a mistake? Never mind that the credit check for the apartment consisted of the Super...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 21:56:00 GMT

Bluer than the Danube

It is hard to recount that which took place on the banks of the Danube (the Buda side of course) after the turn of the millennium just weeks after doomed marriage without sounding like a pretentious f...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 17:07:00 GMT

A Dream Differed

When I was a little girl, like most little girls in late seventies America, I wanted to be a princess. Most of the fairy tales that were pumped into my imagination were about delicate little princesse...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 22:03:00 GMT

Honest Abe in 2212

An excerpt from a radio broadcast in 2212   Ladies and gentlemen we are here today to give the second in a series of candid interviews with the recently regenerated former president Abraham Linco...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 20:32:00 GMT