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Theotis

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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorAssalamalikum Friends, I guess we can start out with the facts. I am a 61 year old black MAN going on 21. LOL. I have 7 kids. I was Born in Lake Charles LA but raised in the Southern San Joaquin city of Bakersfield California. Home of Merle Haggard, Buck Owens, Chris Childs and Joey Porter. Currently I am in a Men’s Rehabilitation home obligating my terms of parole. I have two roommates of two other ethnicities also in here fulfilling the courts wishes. Epifanio Noreaga and Larry Scrivins. Epifanio is a Mexican and Larry is Irish,German,Cherokee and Okie as he likes to joke. So even though a large portion of my life has been racially segregated by prison politics and the confines of the CDC (California Dept of Corrections or as I like to call it California Death Camps) I am still human and love mankind. So don’t be shy. Unless you are a shy person. That’s okay too. You see, I have done alot in these 61 years, Good and bad, but like the tattoo on my roommate’s calve says ???? which translates to no regrets in the language of the ever wise and mystical Chinese. A reformed Pimp, Hustler, Hardhead, some might say Gangster but the key word is REFORMED. But I still am and always will be a Revolutionary. I am an intelligent African king with a nobleman’s character looking for a Queen of any background. My only request is that you are loving, considerate and to steal a line from Ludacris a lady on the street but a freak in the bed. LOL. But seriously, I have redirected my propensity towards violence to a propensity to love with a violent fervor. Im Strong as an OX as smart as a Fox. I like to stay healthy by jogging to the Baker street gym and helping the kids learn to Box. But as my survey says I am not a health nut. I will add more to this.Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Playing dominoes, spades, pool and the guitar ya know Cold lampin, relaxing with a queen by my side. Teaching kids how ta box. Fine spirits and fine ladies, Dancing, Romancing, Competition, Reading, Intellectualizing, Catchin up with old aquantices, Watching old movies, Listening to music, Watching the Golden State Warriors, Oakland A’s and the Minnesota Vikings and Sabong

I'd like to meet:

HMMMM. Katie Couric, Katie Couric and The prophet Muhammed. Pete Wilson.and this mutha fucka right here.

Music:

Wilson Pickett, Teddy P, Bobby Womack, Chi-lites,The O'Jays Harold Melvin, Joe Tex, Iron Maiden, Barbara Lewis, Jr. Walker & The All Stars, Solomon Burke,Lou Rawls shit man I could go on all day.

Movies:

The Mack, Black Caesar, Slaughter's Big Rip Off, Sheeba Baby, Coffy, Porgy and Bess,Sheeba Baby, The neverending story, Rocky 1,2 and 5, Rambo, Birth Of A Nation, All the president's men, Guess whos coming to Dinner,I like TNT's Movies for guys who like movies.

Television:

Perry Mason, Matlock, Sanford and Son, Nick at Night basically,ESPN friday night fights, HBO boxing after Dark, NFL, NBA Sometimes Baseball. The History Channel, Secrets of archaeology, Being Bobby Brown, BET comicview, MSNBC LOCKDOWN, A&E profiles.

Books:

The holy Qu'ran. Anything by Iceberg Slim or Donald Goines. Ten Things Every Black Man Must Do Before He Dies by Julius Kane, Bill Russell: A Biography by Murry Nelson

Heroes:

I dont idolize nobody but allahBut I do admire..My Mama Ula Maude Louis Murray and Father Delroy Lincoln Louis, Katie Couric for her strength in dealing with the loss of a loved one. My ex wife Alberta, My kids,The Prophet Mohammed, Sugar Ray Robinson, Jersey Joe Walcott, Ezzard Charles, Joe Louis, Shaka Zulu, Affonso I, Askia Toure,Imhotep,Menelek II,Khama, Winston Churchill, Abe Lincoln, JFK, Bill Russell, Jesse Owens, MLK, Malcolm X, Dick Gregory, Emmanuel Steward

My Blog

Home is where the heart is...

      Hello yall? I am still back here in hurricane ravaged Louisiana, Just outside of Crowley to be exact. In the Acadia Parish (yeah they call they counties P...
Posted by Theotis on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 03:07:00 PST

Going to Crowley LA Tommorow.

Gotta go see my Brother. I will be there for a few months. I will keep in touch with yall by way of my PC. Assalamalikum Uncle Theo  
Posted by Theotis on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 02:53:00 PST

Tua vs Ibeabuchi

Tua vs. Ibeabuchi - A Memorable BattleThe heavyweight landscape in the mid to late 1990's showcased a few aging stars and little depth. The only two worth mentioning at that period in history were Len...
Posted by Theotis on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 12:19:00 PST