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Roy Haber - Comedian/Actor/Cynical Bastard

A word to the wise is infuriating

About Me



I like to participate in drive by shootings with water pistols while bumping to heavy metal music, have no love for ho’s, and still maintain that Mr. Rogers was an allright guy.
I’m the kind of dude that’ll do the "worm" at a dance club just to crack my friends up and make others around stare uncomfortably.
I love Karaoke, I loved the 80’s, and I love you.

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Seekers of truth

Comedy fans

People in the biz

Jesse Ventura

Uri Geller
(so I could hand him a spoon)

George W. Bu$h
(In a Texas Steel Cage Match)

Mel Gibson & Pat Robertson
(so I could shit in their mouths)

Anyone who thinks the Holocaust never happened
(The Pantera song "5 Minutes Alone" comes to mind)

Old friends New friends

A cute single Canadian girl

Tom

Your mom

p

My Interests

Starting mosh pits at Spin Doctor's concerts

I'd like to meet:

Seekers of truth - Comedy fans - People in the bizz - Jesse Ventura - George W. Bu$h (In a Texas Steel Cage Match) - Mel Gibson & Pat Robertson (so I could shit in their mouths) - Anyone who thinks the Holocaust never happened (The Pantera song "5 Minutes Alone" comes to mind) - Old friends - New friends - Tom - Your mom

Music:

As long as it's not shit kickin country - I'm open...
(Except for the Dixie Chicks... I'm down with those ladies)

Movies:

Coming To America - Waking Life - Dogma - Usual Suspects - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Goonies - Star Wars (Fuck Jar Jar though) - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Friday - Breakfast Club - Thank You For Smoking - Dazed and Confused - The Big Lebowski - Team America - V for Vendetta - Swingers - What the Bleep Do We Know - High Fidellity - Batman Begins - Muppet's Take Manhattan - Clerks (I and II) - The Matrix - Reefer Madness (to name a few)

Television:

Bob Ross re-runs (R.I.P. good buddy)

Books:

"Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten"

Heroes:

My Grandparent's (for surviving Hitler's wrath) - Martin Luther King - Rebel scum

My Blog

The Future of Food

Just passing this on. Don't read or watch this if you're in love with your cushy little universe. However, if you're into taking the red pill, march on, oh soldiers of the mind!;)"Armed Madhouse" by G...
Posted by Roy Haber - Comedian/Actor/Cynical Bastard on Fri, 23 May 2008 10:37:00 PST

Tour Dates

To cut down on clutter, I'm no longer posting my gigs on Myspace. You can check out showdates at my website,  www.royscomedy.com.        ;    ...
Posted by Roy Haber - Comedian/Actor/Cynical Bastard on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 06:28:00 PST