Dancing Writing, Golf, Football,
Friends, Entertaining, Ball-Bustin' Mentoring....
Hey! Come and See Me!
Damn it!
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I'd like to meet:
Too many here to explain.
Why not put yourself on the list?
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I've met a lot of great
people...Some have been famous. Not all of the people I'd like to meet have to
be famous. I've met some of my MySpace friends out in the real world. Some have
come to see me at the comedy clubs. They were all fantastic people! I know there
are new friends I'd love to meet. There are some old friends I'd like to start
over with.
I would have liked some people to meet me...and make their own judgment.
Music:
Classic Rock, Alternative,all kinds...If it moves me, I like it. I prefer triple digit IQ lyrics...minimum.
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Movies:
Lucky Sleven, Payback, The Godfather, October Sky, Field of Dreams, Animal House, Caddy Shack, Office Space, The Shawshank Redemption, Goodfellas, Casino, The Right Stuff, Titanic, Forrest Gump, 'Cuckoo's Nest, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, The Sting, A Distant Thunder, Road to Perdition, Scent of a Woman, Sling blade, Back to the Future 1,2,3..., Blazing Saddles, Coming to America, The Apostle, Cocoon,
Create Your Own
Television:
Cold Case Files, SEINFIELD, The Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Taxi, Modern Marvels, City Confidential, Cops, Investigative Reports, My Name is Earl,
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Books:
New Page 2 Space Available, by Sid Davis. (shameless plug!)
Kicked to the Curb, by Sid Davis (again)
The Firm
Name:
Sid Davis
Birth date:
Chinese year of the Monkey
Birthplace:
Eaton, Ohio
Current Location:
Who's looking? Okay,
Mooresville, NC
Eye Color:
Hazel
Hair Color:
What's left is black
Height:
5'11"
Weight:
180 lbs
Piercing?:
Like I need another hole in my head...
Tattoos:
None, but
the hair on my chest is in the shape of a heart.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:
No
Most embarrassing culture statement
underwear
sticking out of pants
FAVORITES
Food:
Chinese
Candy:
Eye candy
Number:
1...if we
are picking numbers for the line
Color:
Blue, then black
Animal:
Domesticated Humans...that walk
upright and don't drag their knuckles.
Drink:
Gatorade
laced with Ritalin
Alcohol Drink:
Beer
Bagel:
Sesame seeds with cream cheese
Letter:
I....it takes up less space.
Body Part on Opposite sex:
Anyone I can touch and not get slapped
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:
No preference
McDonalds or Burger King:
How about a "Defiberator with
cheese!"
Strawberry or Watermelon:
Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea:
Depends on the season
Chocolate or Vanilla
Chocolate...when I get PMS
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:
Coffee...
Kiss or Hug:
It depends if you've had a mint
and who's looking
Dog or Cat:
Dogs that eat cats
Rap or Punk:
That's like choosing between the electric
chair or lethal injection
Summer or Winter:
Hawaii
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:
Funny, but
I like Dramedies
Love or Money:
I love money
YOUR...
Ever pretended to be asleep?:
Yes....to
get out of cuddling.
Most Missed Memory:
I
forgot...
Best physical feature:
Any that draws attention from the worst
First Thought Waking Up:
God my
head hurts?
Goal for this year:
To fool the IRS one more year
Best Friends:
Wife,
Marcie, Barney, Julie, LC, Julie, B, Jon
Weakness:
When I'm
right or honest; I don't stop until you acknowledge it.
Fears:
dying like Elvis did
Longest relationship:
with my lawyer
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank:
Sure
Ever Smoked:
Too much
Pot:
Fifth
Ever been Drunk:
Oh sure
Ever been beaten up:
No...I was
punched once, but I got up....and made a phone call.
Ever beaten someone up:
I usually
outsource it and take a trip.
Ever Shoplifted:
A
long time ago. I was so good at it; it scared me. So I stopped.
Ever Skinny Dipped:
Yep
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:
Yes...that
would be a woman to me...Right?
Been Dumped Lately:
No...
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color:
Lik'em all;
Favorite Hair Color:
Like'em
all
Short or Long:
As long as
it fits the age.
Height:
I dreamed
about doing a midget once. Ironically, it was while I took a short nap
Style:
tight and
fit
Looks or Personality:
Both.
Hot or Cute
They are fraternal twins of perception
Drugs and Alcohol:
Can make
anyone look hot or cute
Muscular or Really Skinny:
Both...
RANDOMS
Do you believe in payback?
Of
course...We are talking about money; aren't we?
Have you ever committed a crime?
I've never been convicted...
Most ironic thing you've noticed
Everything
politicians say.
What country do you want to
Visit:
Viet Nam.
Really.
How do you want to Die:
On top....of my game
Been to the Mall Lately:
Yes...
Last Person to compliment you?
You're
next!
Any enemies
None
that will be found
Do you hold grudges
It depends on what there is to hold on to
Biggest temptation
I'm not too tempted to tell you
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Not when
I'm on the golf course
