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Lisa Corrao

Just Here for the Ha-Ha

About Me



Hello! I'm a standup comedian in Fort Lauderdale. I love comedy and funny people! Please also check out my website www.LisaCorrao.com . I used to be a Middle School Teacher, but then I snapped one day. Now, instead of speaking in front of pre-pubescent lunatics...I'm speaking in front of older drunken lunatics...it's a surprisingly easy transition! I really feel like I can make a difference for the drunk ones because they pay attention better....or is it pay better attention...I don't know...I never said I was a good teacher.

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My Interests

writing & standup comedy

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Music:

Frank Sinatra, The Beatles, Lenny Kravitz, U2, Elton John, Guns N Roses, Bing Crosby, Queen, The Bee Gees, Olivia Newton John, all of the happy 70's roller skating music, MOTOWN!!, and so much more...

Movies:

Star Wars, Ben Hurr, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (original), Somewhere in Time, Grapes of Wrath, Dumb and Dumber, Young Frankenstein, Xanadu (shutup), Flash Gordon (I said shutup), Nightmare Before Christmas, A Christmas Story, Pulp Fiction, Radio Days...and all zombie movies

Television:

Comedy Central, Food Network (especially Good Eats), Blue's Clues (that guy is hot), Highlander, Seinfeld, Spongebob Squarepants, Scrubs, Malcolm in the Middle, The Twilight Zone, Handy Manny (he's also hot). MST3K could be my all time favorite....also all cartoons by www.4EyedAnimation.com...Especially this one:

Books:

Spoon River Anthology, Their Eyes Were Watching God, Zen and The Art of Standup Comedy, I also still find Salem's Lot to be very creepy...yeah, I know, what am I like 12 or something... AND The Zombie Survival Guide is imperative to own for the coming zombie holocaust.

Heroes:

Bill Cosby, Jerry Seinfeld, Steve Martin, Brian Regan, Jimmy Shubert, Tom Rhodes, Joe Rogan, ...

My Blog

This Little Piggy...Broken!!

I broke my toe the other day.   It was my nephew's birthday, so we were at this bounce house place, and I didn't have shoes on. I walked into this metal bench and stubbed my toe.  I was afr...
Posted by Lisa Corrao on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 02:35:00 PST

Honey Glazed Hamster Recipe

Disclaimer:  This hasn't been tried on a real animal, only a fake one, and it was still delicious.  I hear that hamster meat is rather disgusting, so you may want to substitute hot dogs for ...
Posted by Lisa Corrao on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:22:00 PST

Some Weird Things About Me...

Rules: 6 ThingsThe 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 weird habits/things/about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 6 weird habits/things as well as st...
Posted by Lisa Corrao on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 02:31:00 PST

My First Kiss

Everyones first kiss is a special one.  Mine is not to be excluded, though its not special in the positive sense of the word&Its more what I like to call, bizarre-special.  Ive kept th...
Posted by Lisa Corrao on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 12:13:00 PST

Operation Fox-Trap: Confession of a Dirty Fantasy

When I was 10, I was secretly in love with Michael J. Fox&I mean, I was sure that I would marry him one day.  I had it all planned out in this sick little fantasy.  If he happens to read thi...
Posted by Lisa Corrao on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 12:13:00 PST

Paco Was A Biter

Yes, Paco was a biter.  He was my pet bird when I was like 12.  He was the meanest little bastard youd ever meet, but I loved him.  To this day, I think of him and get a little sad at ...
Posted by Lisa Corrao on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 11:03:00 PST

Does This Make Me Gay?

You people out there who enjoy pedicures are sickos.  Ok, or maybe Im the sicko for not being able to enjoy one.  I had a pedicure for the first time a couple of weeks ago, and the thing is...
Posted by Lisa Corrao on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 08:02:00 PST

My Naked Hour With A Spider

Lately, these big spiders have been getting into my house.  In fact, recently I had one crawl under my bed.  To give you an idea of how big these things are...when I shined a flashlight unde...
Posted by Lisa Corrao on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Don't Push Me

I like to think that I am a non-confrontational kinda gal, but I have my limits.  Some people are just plain mean and need to be put in their place.  This happened a couple of years ago, but...
Posted by Lisa Corrao on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Montreal!

Well, I'm in Montreal for the Comedy Festival...Let's call it, "Lisa's Comedy Adventure"....Please go to my website for updates and photos: www.LisaCorrao.com    ...
Posted by Lisa Corrao on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST