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About Me

Hey. What's up? I'm an idiot. Just thought I'd get that out of the way. I am an amateur comedian who is trying to make a living out of doing what I love. I should probably say something funny now but I probably won't. I didn't say I was a good stand-up comedian. I just said I was one. I did say I was an idiot... And I think I just proved it by saying I was an unfunny comedian. Which is an oxymoron... but not uncommon. That kind of remids me of that old Socratic saying, "True knowledge comes from knowing that you know nothing." So does true comedy come from knowing that I'm not not funny? No. It just makes me an idiot... Knock knock. Who's there? An idiot. Oh, hi Will. ... When I talk, I just talk out of my ass. Which is probably why I'm so successful in my career.
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My Interests

Joke make me laugh.I am 30% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me. Take the
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She's my favorite person to make laugh.

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who cries during episodes of Laguna Beach. So I can punch you in the face.__ Pro comedians are cool. Amateur comedians are cooler. Non-comedians who support comedy are the best.

Music:

I like local bands and unsigned musicians who aren't full of themselves....and the Miami Sound Machine.

Movies:

I have a non-gay man crush on Edward Norton...American History X Death to Smootchie Primal FearStar Wars Indiana JonesBoondock Saints
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Television:

Anything on the History Channel. Biography. Bravo. Shows that are on when I get home at God forsaken hours...

Books:

"A Land Remembered" by Patrick D. Smith. My favorite book of all time and the only book I have ever read twice.
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Moderate Free Thinker
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Heroes:

I am my own hero... but here are some people who have inspired me:

My Blog

I hate Bible Thumpers

I just got this bulletin and was outraged. Some people believe they are so pious yet they are blind as to what being a human and a believer in divine intervention is. Here is the bulletin and my respo...
Posted by Will Watkins on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 04:18:00 PST

Comedy has made me Bipolar

One day I'm happier than anything... the next, I want to kill a puppy. The farther I get into this career and the more successful I become the crazier I get. WTF. Honestly, if I had known this was wha...
Posted by Will Watkins on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 04:46:00 PST

I deserved to win...

So yeah... Last night rocked. The club was packed. People were being turned away even. I was determined to win. I had to make up for the first round. I owed it to my supporters. I came bringing...
Posted by Will Watkins on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 04:36:00 PST

I didnt deserve to win...

So I performed at the West Palm Beach Improv tonight... err... last night. I won. Yipee!! But did I deserve it? I had 40 people come to see me which is awesome! That kicks soo much ass! B...
Posted by Will Watkins on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 09:27:00 PST

Joe Turner admitted he was gay.

joeturner1985: i just realizedjoeturner1985: I'm gay &nb sp; &nb sp; &nbs...
Posted by Will Watkins on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 05:57:00 PST

Diary of a happy struggling comedian

When I started out doing comedy I thought it would be a simple equation to become successful. Make people laugh + Make people laugh more = Success I was wrong. Then I thought it was a ...
Posted by Will Watkins on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 08:35:00 PST

Superfox and the future of my comedy career

For those of you who don't know him, Superfox is a wannabe comedy star. Not comedian. Comedy star. He's all about being famous and not about the love of comedy. So much so that he steals material from...
Posted by Will Watkins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Girlfriend Application

Name:Age:Height:Why are you applying?What do you like about me?if not, what don't you like?Do you like...cuddling?playfights?tickle fights?kissing?making out?holding hands?hugging?How do you act? (hor...
Posted by Will Watkins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dress Casual

Have you ever felt like the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes? I recently had a meeting with a very important club manger who said that my material was too advanced for me. He s...
Posted by Will Watkins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hahahahhahaahaaha! Movin' on up!

I did the palm beach improv tonight and did a good set. Afterwards the owner came over and asked me to host all month of June! She said she would put out publicity with me as the host! My mind ...
Posted by Will Watkins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST