OnStar Radio Commercial |
Person in need, pin- "I locked my keys and my two infants in the car! Please help!"Onstar Service Help, osh- "Ma'am, no problem. Calm Down....How old are your children?" PIN- "They'r...
Posted by Richy Lala on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 12:02:00 PST |
Not my joke, but a good one! |
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To whi...
Posted by Richy Lala on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:20:00 PST |
Have you ever taken that comfy evening shower? |
Your standing in the shower, and it is so comfortable that you could almost fall asleep with the consistent rhythm of the water against your face...you realize that its just you...nobody else is aroun...
Posted by Richy Lala on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:27:00 PST |
Free tix for tonight at Hard Rock Improv! |
Tonight-Thursday- Free tix to Hard Rock Improv- Just say Richy Lala @ the door and get as many free tix as you need. Show starts at 8pm and there is limited seating so get there early!
Posted by Richy Lala on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:22:00 PST |
Halloween |
I took my nephews trick or treating at Century Village...All they got was tea bags and hard candy.
Posted by Richy Lala on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:42:00 PST |
Have you ever been so drunk... |
... that you cant feel your feet...when you're driving?
Posted by Richy Lala on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:08:00 PST |
For the Eyes of Comics! |
For the eyes of comics! Written by Lisa Corrao! This is a repost from Lisa Corrao. Not only a great comic but also an amazing person!Hey Guys,I just want to remind everyone that it's so important to s...
Posted by Richy Lala on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:41:00 PST |
Is it considered stealing or simply coincidental? |
I wrote a joke about how my girlfriend and I were at dinner and she wouldn't stop telling me to do things, so I called her a f..ing nagger(because she was nagging me), and a black woman with a child w...
Posted by Richy Lala on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:58:00 PST |
Trash bags that smell like vanilla! |
What took them so long to come up with this idea? I have been spraying away "crappy" smells for literally decades! 2007 is finally marked in history for breakthrough technological advancem...
Posted by Richy Lala on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:12:00 PST |
Today I gave a lunch seminar for seniors... |
...We said that they couldnt have boxes to take the food home because, some of these people eat a sandwhich before the seminar and then when the food comes out they put it in a box and leave, so ...
Posted by Richy Lala on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:23:00 PST |
