Writing, Performing, Playing Guitar, Working Out, Martial Arts, Film-making (when my friends and I get the chance), Harmonica-ing, Trying to learn the deepest truths and mysteries of life, existence, and the universe, then giving up to play video games
Those who are willing and able to book me, other interesting comedians, Martin Luther King Jr. and Muhammad Ali (This has always been a dream fight of mine).
Rock (Hard or medium, but not soft), Punk, and Polka (not the dots)
UHF, Kung-Pow!, Kung Fu Hustle, Pulp Fiction, Boondock Saints, Sin City, American Psycho, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey, Super Troopers, Shaun of the Dead, Ace Ventura I and II, Evil Dead 2, Dead Alive, Day of the Dead
Venture Bros., Metalocalypse, The Twilight Zone, Comedy Central, Adult Swim
Preacher, The Ultimates, The Walking Dead, Transmetropolitan, Dark Knight Returns, Green Eggs and Ham, 1984, Grendel, anything written by Jane Austen and read by Wilford Brimley ("Pride and Prejudeetus"), Napalm and Silly Putty, The Alphabet of Manliness, It's Over (The book I'm currently working on...is it egotistical to include it as one of my favorites?)
Aunt Jemimah for her delicious syrup. Mmmmmm, maple-y