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Pedro Lima

"Burn the Boats"

About Me

Born in New York City in 1975 and raised in Puerto Rico and Orlando Florida, Pedro learned to hate tourists at an early stage. His inane way to bring forth his point not only has given Lima an unique style of expression but also has gathered consideration for psychological evaluation in some states. He survived his family enough to escape and ruin his own life by himself without their assistance. Always looking to make friends and family members laugh, Lima decided to attend college, yea they laughed. After dropping out of college the path lead him to California, where he was involved in a hunger strike, mostly due to his roommates girlfriend (a f*cking C*nt may I add) refusal to cook until he was employed. A few months later and 20 pounds less, Pedro decided to go back to his roots and tackle the big apple. It was there where he decided to pursue his love for comedy and perform stand up. The gigs didn..t pay the bills but boy they it hook you up with free booze.Back in Orlando, he is still doing stand up and hitting any place with a mic. Not one too toot his own horn he has surprised many with his versatile act (I don..t even know what that means but I like the word) and is a crowd favorite everywhere he goes. The boy loves the stage, so much that is rumored hes the father of an estranged podium.**feel free to contact me via AIM @ P3dro75 or email at [email protected]

My Interests

HEART OF DARKNESS NYC Oct '06HEART OF DARKNESS ORL Dec '06

I'd like to meet:

"In Memory of Rey O. Rivera"
CLICK HERE
for more information on this very special event at the Orlando Improv on Wed. May 23rd.

Organized and hosted by Pedro Lima.

Music:

Rock, Rock, and more Rock and the occasional folk song like this one... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that!"

Books:

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure, it is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us, we ask ourselves, who am i to be brilliant, georgeous, talented and fabulous? ?Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God your playing small does'nt help the world. There's nothing enlightening about shrinking down so someone won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us, it's in everyone and as we let our own light shine, we unconciously give others permission to do the same as we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."

Heroes:

New York Giants

My Blog

Stop making up dates of action and make up dates of fun

Just got a text message "Gas Strike, Dont buy any gas on may 2nd. This will cost the Gov 70 Billion Dollars"Really? 70 Billion? First of all im not going to ask you your math equation on this but real...
Posted by Pedro Lima on Thu, 01 May 2008 09:17:00 PST

A goal met

So the only way to progress is to set goals in life, well not in life but in your craft. If you are an actor starting out you might have that initial goal of "I want to be in a commercial by this date...
Posted by Pedro Lima on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:28:00 PST

And somewhere someone has it worse than me.

So heres a recap of what been going this past week in my life.Monday: my house's pool breaks down, pipes need replacing. Cost money thats already commitedTuesday:My external Hard Drive with EVERY PROM...
Posted by Pedro Lima on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:12:00 PST