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Randy Kagan

Don’t be a douche

About Me

I stare at walls.I glance at ceilings.I look at floors... ....

My Interests

Other peoples' business

I'd like to meet:

The Pink Panther

Music:

The Nose Whistlers, The Booty Clappers and The Blouse Bouncers.

Movies:

A Cock Work Orange

Television:

Emergency Test Pattern and Neighborhood Felony listings

Books:

Green Egg Whites and Soy Ham

Heroes:

Larry, Curly and Moe.

My Blog

blogtastic

  Canadians seemed a little sensitive about their stand up. I do bits based on places and people.  I do French stuff to French people. I'm not going to talk behind their backs.  So i do...
Posted by Randy Kagan on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 04:05:00 PST

March Blog

Portland shows with Craig Ferguson were amazing. That city has forty year olds happy to be delivering pizza. It’s no coincidence that marijuana is prevalent. I don’t trust plants. They&rsq...
Posted by Randy Kagan on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:31:00 PST

Blogg

I can't go on strike. I just got here. The shine on my CBS parking pass is still intact. Four weeks into my new job writing for "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" I'm back on the road. All the o...
Posted by Randy Kagan on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:14:00 PST

Bung Blog

California is on fire. I can't help but wonder how we can drop bombs like no body's business, yet we can't put out a god damn fire? Maybe we should tell people there is a hidden weapon of mass destruc...
Posted by Randy Kagan on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:13:00 PST

Tour du Jour

Tour du JourI have a girlfriend for the first time since the "D" word. She's very cool and luscious. I also now have agents for the first time, who are cool but not so luscious. I think I whined abou...
Posted by Randy Kagan on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:12:00 PST

I Blog Therefore I Am

I BLOG THEREFORE I AMI'm still rolling with Pablo Francisco and Craig Ferguson. Craig and I just did a huge steak house / comedy club called Tommy T's in Northern Cali. Craig said it was the first tim...
Posted by Randy Kagan on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:09:00 PST

Whats up with my whats up

I am happy to say that I will be all over the Pablo Francisco 07 Tour de Jour in January and Febuary. I'll list the dates ASAP. We like to call ourselves the one two punch. Though Pablo comes with his...
Posted by Randy Kagan on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:15:00 PST

Randy Kagan's Comedy grassroots movement

I'm thinking about trying to get the Kagan comedy community to be proactive.  There is so much politics in comedy you'd be shocked. I'm close to planning some guerilla promotional tacti...
Posted by Randy Kagan on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:18:00 PST

The Funny Bone in VB & WV

August 29, 2006I wish I was born in Blogministan. I wouldn't be so blogphobic. Things happen in our lives, too damn fast. Hard to take time out from dealing with it to write about it. I love the Virg...
Posted by Randy Kagan on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:23:00 PST

Punk'd Ferguson

I've been blog negligent. Life happens too damn fast. Sometimes It's hard to take time out to type about it. Since I don't have any comedy representation, I have to do business myself. I'd rather be h...
Posted by Randy Kagan on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 05:54:00 PST