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BillyBob

This aint love, U jus addicted to what my Dick did!!!

About Me

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Homer

There are many layers to Billy Bob. By day I am a Telcom Engineer. By night, well..

My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Matthew S.H. Dickinson... aka Billy Bob
Birthday: March 1st
Birthplace: Parts unkown
Current Location: H-Town
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Gots none
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: I can use either
Your Heritage: German/Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike's
Your Weakness: have none
Your Fears: Snakes.. Fuckin hate them things..
Your Perfect Pizza: italian Suasage, Mushroom, Extra Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Release a DVD.. Do one appearance on national TV
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where tha weed at?
Your Best Physical Feature: Am an all around package..
Your Bedtime: When I get sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: Fishin at my Mo and Po's house
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: MC D's
Single or Group Dates: Kinda Gay ass question is that
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Dont Care
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choclate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: Only in tha shower, or alone in my ride
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice...
Have you Been in Love: I think so..
Do you want to go to College: Nope
Do you want to get Married: Get back to me on that one..
Do you belive in yourself: Now more than ever..
Do you get Motion Sickness: dont think so..
Do you think you are Attractive: VERY
Are you a Health Freak: Fuck No
Do you get along with your Parents: Not Really..
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes.. GOod fer gettin freaky to..
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: You gotta be fuckin kiddin me..
In the past month have you Smoked: Who the fuck writes these things?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Betta livin threw CHEMISTRY!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: DUh!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Went today
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.. but now that ya mentioned it..
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: three times
In the past month have you been Dumped: lololol...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Well...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Dude..seriously..
Ever been called a Tease: Umm...no
Ever been Beaten up: hahahha
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: If I had to choose.. I would have to say gettin a hummer while eaten a steak and watchin the superbowl...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a Dirty old man!!
What country would you most like to Visit: all of em..
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Chicks have eyes?
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long...
Height: shorter than me
Weight: long as she can see her feet.. Im cool
Best Clothing Style: like I give a shit
Number of Drugs I have taken: Umm..
Number of CDs I own: no clue
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: none.. but thats gonna change soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Im sure there is somethin, but I have fully repressed it...

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I'd like to meet:

You have a sexual IQ of 134

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.*** A Bitch with some SENSE!

Music:

Pretty much anything but that damn elevator music.. Default Lyrics Default Music Codes Music Codes by SongArea.com

Movies:

Uncommon Vallor,Old School, Van Wilder, Waiting, etc..etc..

Television:

Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Football...

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Books:

.. Music Videos - Online Games - Video Clips

Heroes:

I dont really "look up" to anyone really.. Guess my Grandfather Hall... He was the man!

My Blog

This Thursday!!

Friends,I invite you all to come out to YoYo's this Thursday for an "open mic" comedy show. We have allot of good local talent lined up, and I will be doing a show unlike I ever have before. To say I ...
Posted by BillyBob on Tue, 27 May 2008 08:34:00 PST

In the end....

In the end..What is dismal and mirky..Will have concieted to that which is bright and clear!In the end..What has crushed you...Will have been the key ingriendient in your reconstruction!In t...
Posted by BillyBob on Thu, 22 May 2008 09:22:00 PST

Fitting...

My Horoscope today... The universe is finally giving you the green light to proceed with your plans -- go!   So let tha muthafuckin comeback montage begin!!   N shit!...
Posted by BillyBob on Mon, 19 May 2008 03:55:00 PST

Conflicted

I know that revenge and such is best left in the hands of the Allmighty...However, I also think He grants  us rare moments where we are given the power to "settle the score."I have the material, ...
Posted by BillyBob on Sat, 17 May 2008 02:09:00 PST

OPEN MIC COMEDY.... AND STEAKS!!!!

All,I told ya I was gonna be back on stage soon!!OPEN MIC AT YOYO's resumes on Thursday May 29... We are also gonna be cooking up some steaks and taters EVERY Thursday at YoYo's from now on!!!Oh yeah....
Posted by BillyBob on Wed, 14 May 2008 06:58:00 PST

Okay.... Now its on!!

Had me a lil self intervention last night!I AM GETTING BACK ON STAGE.... Oh, and trust me, I got plenty of new material for your asses.... Stand by for more on that later....Open MIC at YoYo's will be...
Posted by BillyBob on Mon, 12 May 2008 07:19:00 PST

Someday

Someday...I wont wait till the last minute to file my taxesBut today... aint that day! Someday... I wont get a lil bummed when I hear "I.N.D.E.P.E.N.T....."But today... aint that day! Someday... I wil...
Posted by BillyBob on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:00:00 PST

Schweet...

Even my horoscope says "the drama in your life is soon to be over..." 16 days until the exodus... New place, new furniture, new friends.... Lets see, what else can I upgrade while I am at it??  ...
Posted by BillyBob on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:29:00 PST

On top again baby!!

Man.. Im so like a pimp! Im feeling the stage now.. I got my stride back up there.. No fuckin que cards... Just raw billy bob.. Its fun.. Somewhat nerve racking, but fun... and each time I do it.. I...
Posted by BillyBob on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:11:00 PST

This Time..

This time..I aint nearly as bummed as before, maybe cuz I see it as YOUR loss..This time..I walked away with clean hands..This time..Im glad I played it the way I did...This time...I may have stopped ...
Posted by BillyBob on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:51:00 PST