Thank you Dayton |
I just want to say thanks to all the fine people who came out to see the shows last week. Dayton is a great club and the kids at the Funnybone are top notch. that being said the amount of ... Posted by Michael Loftus on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 05:19:00 PST |
Just some random crap |
God in Heaven I hate leaf blowers! Living in LA it drives me nuts that nobody can use a fucking rake and actually clean up the mess. No, lets get out our super loud leaf blowers and just mo... Posted by Michael Loftus on Wed, 21 May 2008 02:22:00 PST |
random thoughts on wednesday |
if you work at a porn store don't be all chipper and happy and try to start a conversation. I'm trying to buy porn not make a new buddy. just let me buy my smut and leave, in fact I would ... Posted by Michael Loftus on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 04:24:00 PST |
Writers strike |
So there is a strike, a writers strike, I have to be on the picket line in two hours. This really sucks. I think I breaking some kind of law just by typing this but what the hell, this is ... Posted by Michael Loftus on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:48:00 PST |
Work ethics |
So here I sit at my computer. I'm supposed to have some deep nugget of wisdom about work ethics. Let me think about that for a second... okay here goes. I try to look at life like this, there is sh... Posted by Michael Loftus on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 03:42:00 PST |
Advice |
In the upcoming few weeks I'll be spouting forth a great ol pile of bullshit advice on everything under the sun. Money, debt, manners, politics, sex, the politics of sex, dating, etc. I th... Posted by Michael Loftus on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:10:00 PST |
Dumbass At the Gym |
Let me start off by saying this; The Rolling Stones have added me to their Friends List and that just rocks. I know Mic probably never looks at the fucking page, but those bastards are going in ... Posted by Michael Loftus on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:30:00 PST |
Angry Tuesday |
I apologize up front, but things have been pissing me off lately. Maybe it's my recent trip to the Midwest. The great thing about the Midwest is that people know who they are. I swea... Posted by Michael Loftus on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:04:00 PST |
UPDATE: Paris still in jail, world stops spinning |
I am outraged! Simply outraged that Paris Hilton is still in jail. It is a well known fact that the Hilton Family runs Opus Dei. If you read the Da Vinci Code, you know what I'm talk... Posted by Michael Loftus on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:40:00 PST |
I have decided to be famous. |
Yep, you heard me, I have made the hard choice and here I go. If you were waffling about getting on board the Michael Loftus band wagon you'd better jump on now. This is it. Her... Posted by Michael Loftus on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:09:00 PST |