MICHAEL MALONE
comedian/bad ass/rebel/all time QB-
Malone has been doing stand up comedy since he was 11. Thats not true but wouldnt that be amazing. September of 2002 is when he did pick up the microphone and since then hes traveled all over the midwest and was let loose in Los Angeles January of 05. After doing comedy for only 2 years he was asked to be in Ohio's best improv troupe "The Boss Players". Michael is currently working on his first album "Subconsciously I'm an Asshole". Michael has been featured in several stag films and already belongs to 3 moose lodges. His bad ass spikey hair and five o'clock shadow are trademarked and he will sue anyone who copies or claims to "reinvent" his style. Malone knows he can't legally do that but he will stress to you not to do it because it is all he has going for him, he pleads with you to find your own look. Yes most people would use this vital space on the main page of their site to go on and on about what they've done and where they have been, and how much ass they kick. Well boys and girls I think its plain to see that we don't have to do that here, because if your here, then you already know how much Malone kicks ass. We recently took a survey about who Americas next comedy sensation is and Malone is right below carrot top at a strong 288 in the nation. Malone loves kids and is okay with the idea of playing birthday parties and dressing like a funny clown or favorite cartoon character of the childs choice. Michael also enjoys jogging, sometimes minutes in a row and several feet in distance. Malone does not drink or smoke but is addicted to skittles and miniature cans of soda. Michael once lent a homeless man his high school degree and license so he could get a job and start fresh in life. Michael enjoys magic and bears who ride bicycles that are clearly too small to support the weight of a full grown bear. Malone would also like to take this time to say that hes sorry about you reading all of this it has no real point and that you should just probably go to his site or something and laugh.
--P.S. Malone really enjoys chocolate chip cookies, so please send him some.Thank You.
check out my offical website www.malonecomedy.com
