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Michael Malone

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About Me

MICHAEL MALONE comedian/bad ass/rebel/all time QB-
Malone has been doing stand up comedy since he was 11. Thats not true but wouldnt that be amazing. September of 2002 is when he did pick up the microphone and since then hes traveled all over the midwest and was let loose in Los Angeles January of 05. After doing comedy for only 2 years he was asked to be in Ohio's best improv troupe "The Boss Players". Michael is currently working on his first album "Subconsciously I'm an Asshole". Michael has been featured in several stag films and already belongs to 3 moose lodges. His bad ass spikey hair and five o'clock shadow are trademarked and he will sue anyone who copies or claims to "reinvent" his style. Malone knows he can't legally do that but he will stress to you not to do it because it is all he has going for him, he pleads with you to find your own look. Yes most people would use this vital space on the main page of their site to go on and on about what they've done and where they have been, and how much ass they kick. Well boys and girls I think its plain to see that we don't have to do that here, because if your here, then you already know how much Malone kicks ass. We recently took a survey about who Americas next comedy sensation is and Malone is right below carrot top at a strong 288 in the nation. Malone loves kids and is okay with the idea of playing birthday parties and dressing like a funny clown or favorite cartoon character of the childs choice. Michael also enjoys jogging, sometimes minutes in a row and several feet in distance. Malone does not drink or smoke but is addicted to skittles and miniature cans of soda. Michael once lent a homeless man his high school degree and license so he could get a job and start fresh in life. Michael enjoys magic and bears who ride bicycles that are clearly too small to support the weight of a full grown bear. Malone would also like to take this time to say that hes sorry about you reading all of this it has no real point and that you should just probably go to his site or something and laugh.
--P.S. Malone really enjoys chocolate chip cookies, so please send him some.Thank You.
check out my offical website www.malonecomedy.com

My Interests



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Find More at my Offical Website!

That is the cover to my comedy album coming soon...

Music:

one word...Kanye West...but Jay z is my fav of all time

Movies:

i love comedys of course but i also like a chick flick every now and then..dont judge me. I hate horror movies, not because im scared, but because im smart..so predictable, "omg...what was that noise? me and the black guy are gonna go check it out.." (SLICE!!) dead.."dude wheres tommy and tyler?!..i better go to the exact spot where i heard them get murdered.." (SLICE!!) and so on and so on.

Show some love and put a malonecomedy.com banner on your myspace page please and thank you!!!

Television:

i dont watch tv much,but sometimes i catch that japense game show where they have all those courses set up and theres two americans doing all the voices for them.. that shit is funny, if you ever get a chance watch it, cause i havnt seen a show that funny since night court.

Books:

come on its the 90's nobody reads books anymore unless they are forced.. i dont read much of anything really, a newspaper here and there and some stories in playboy but thats pretty much it.

My Blog

Community Service

So I live in the Broad Ripple area of Indianapolis IN now& its kind of like a downtown of a city and campus had sex and out came the broad ripple area. So im walking down the street around 2pm-ish hav...
Posted by Michael Malone on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:25:00 PST

im moving... seriousface

This is more of a personal blog rather than trying to spread the word about my new CD or upcoming shows.... Most of you already know this info, or at least know that ive been kicking around the i...
Posted by Michael Malone on Thu, 29 May 2008 09:14:00 PST

Butt Hole

So im standing in line waiting to be seated at one of my favorite places in the world.. Applebees..yes im serious.. im with a group of people and the only other person in the little waiting area is th...
Posted by Michael Malone on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:20:00 PST

Rush Hour 3 : Yea We Get It...

Here is my movie review for Rush Hour 3... because its everywhere you look these days, mcdonalds cups..billboards..pop up ads.. so i tried to watch it the other night.. yes TRIED.. Rush Hour 3 : Yea ...
Posted by Michael Malone on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:59:00 PST

Oklahoma City

so im sitting in the Oklahoma City Airport waiting on my delayed flight... what a perfect time for a trip.. middle of these fucking snow storms packing 5 inches of ice along with them.. i knew i was g...
Posted by Michael Malone on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:01:00 PST

Happy 07

I hope everyone had a kick ass holiday with friends and family..if not i hope you didnt drink yourself into a coma.. (is that how you spell coma? maybe its comma? no thats stupid.. whatever spelling m...
Posted by Michael Malone on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:00:00 PST

Outspoken Tour - Old Skool

So this weekend kicked off the Outspoken comedy tour and so far we almost got arrested, got a speeding ticket, almost gambled my hard cash away, almost got shot several times by every enemien wanna be...
Posted by Michael Malone on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:26:00 PST

Youngstown OH aka 1998

So im trapped in the late 90's... not really but thats the vibe that this town gives off.. i keep waiting for Kurt Loader to give me my MTV news.. or for stone temple pilots to come on the air with th...
Posted by Michael Malone on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 03:51:00 PST

Team Spirit

Let me start out by saying.. I DON'T WATCH SPORTS! So any views or opinions you think are bullshit or you want to call me out on just please remember I DON'T watch sports. K? K...   Now im all f...
Posted by Michael Malone on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 11:52:00 PST

Modern America

Im slowly conforming into what america wants their perfect citizen to be... I didn't realize this until i bought a new laptop the other day. So now im just where America wants me, I drive a Honda, I l...
Posted by Michael Malone on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:37:00 PST