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MikeGardner

When I wake up in the mornin... I piss excellence!

About Me

"All About Mike G" Vol. ONE: I am a stand up comedian that enjoys life to it's fullest everyday. I have managed to turnout somewhat "cool" in spite of my weird redneck family genes. I have a bunch of sisters and a BUNCH of ex- girlfriends... thus... Stand Up Comedy!!! In my free time I enjoy reading to homeless children at the local shelters or ministering to youth at my Church (chicks dig a Volunteer... Trust Me!) If you live near an amusement park ... Invite me!!! Or If you have a hot sister with a lot of money that is attracted to really broke, struggling comedians that are "mildly attractive" at best... SEND THEM MY WAY! I do travel all around to do comedy so pay attention to my schedule. If I am ever in your area... come check it out! Talk soon... MG

My Interests

I usually have a nice little Saturday planned out. I go to Home Depot... Look at some flooring. Maybe a little Bed Bath and Beyond... I dunno if I'll have enough time.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that is super laid back... willing and able to laugh!!

Music:

Don't shoot for the stars and be disappointed. Aim your sights lower, super-low, and you'll be excited when something comes along a little better than you were expecting...

Movies:

Old School, Wedding Crashers, 40 yr Old Virgin, Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, Tin Cup, Next Friday, The Guardian, ANYTHING FUNNY!!!

Television:

Sportscenter, Grey's Anatomy, Close to Home, Criminal Minds...

Books:

get outta town... I can't read