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Rob Little

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About Me

I f&%king ROCK!!!

My Interests



BEST FAN EVER - Johnny Walton of Oklahoma!!!

2nd BEST FAN EVER - Maria Guenther of Milwaukee!!!

Cats love me!
picture provided by Andrea Lahti (hilarious girl)

Brian Regan, my all time favorite comic

Christopher KID Reed and Pablo Francisco, my friend and mentor

Chris Rock and I at the HBO Comedy Festival after Chirs won his HBO Comedian Award

David Spade and I at the HBO Comedy Festival

George Lopez and I partying it up at the Sierra Mist after party during the HBO Comedy Festival

Kevin James on the set of his show "King of Queens" Kevin is one of my favorite comics!

Louie Anderson and I after our Theater show in Detroit, MI

Rodney Dangerfield and I outside the Laugh Factory in L.A. What a Legend

Budd Friedman, owner of the IMPROV Comedy Clubs

Nick Swardson, one of my best friends

Jim Breuer and I at the Pittsburgh Improv just after smoking a fatty!

I'd like to meet:

I hate to say this but I have "Man Crushes" on
Alec Baldwin
Mike Rowe (From Dirty Jobs on the Discovery Channel)
Steve Zahn
Christopher Walken
Sam Elliot
I don’t know why but all those guys I just think are cool as shit!!!
I would also love to meet HOT GIRLS!

Music:

I am a HUGE ROCK fan!
I am one of those guys that can name the Song and the Band before you can name either. Well most of the time!
I love 70's and 80's music!
Almost all ROCK!
And a little country...
I hate gay rock though. Like, I am sorry but Depeche Mode and all the bands that sing gay like them from the 80's to now and are either "goth" or "Emo" are not my style. Just because you are apathetic and want to stab yourself and have butt sex with your depressed friends doesn't mean you should pollute the airwaves with it.
Boy I hope that doesn't come off to harsh...

Movies:

I am a big movie fan even though once I watch it I rarely remember lines from movies like all my buddies do!
I love the Harry Potter movies and all movies in that genre!
I love the Matrix movies and all the movies in that genre!
I love most comedies unless "1 Note" Ben Stiller is involved. Come on brother you can do better than that down and out guy that we have to feel sorry for everytime can't you?
For the guys
I love Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Jim Carey, John C. Reilly, Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat), Chris Farley, Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Steve Carell, Alec Baldwin, Christopher Walken, Sam Elliot, Kevin James
For the girls
I love BLONDES WITH DARK RIMMED GLASSES!!! Rachael Harris (HUGE crush on her), Kristin Chenoweth (HUGE crush on her too), Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Halle Berry, Isla Fisher (Wedding Crashers), Alyson Hannigan (American Pie), Tina Fey. I am sure there are more but can't think right now.
I will NOT watch anything with Hugh Grant!!!

Television:

I really don't watch that much TV but when I do I love:
Family Guy
Simpsons
Futurama
All the CSI's
All the Law and Orders
UFC on Spike TV
Pretty much anything on Discovery and Animal Planet especially:
Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe on Discovery
and
The Most Extreme on Animal Planet.
I must be getting old too because I have even found myself watching the History Channel.

Books:

I don't care for the printed word. Only the spoken one.

Heroes:

My MOM

Oh and
"The Greatest American Hero"
Look at what’s happened to me,
I can’t believe it myself.
Suddenly I’m up on top of the world,
It should’ve been somebody else.
Believe it or not, I’m walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it’s just me.
It’s like a light of a new day,
It came from out of the blue.
Breaking me out of the spell I was in,
Making all of my wishes come true.
Believe it or not, I’m walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be? Believe it or not it’s just me.

My Blog

Dumbest person I have ever met after a show!!!

Ok, so I am in Shreveport, LA this week. And the club has moved to a new location. I have to say it's very difficult to play here with all the distractions. The comedy club is part of a Dueling Pia...
Posted by Rob Little on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:27:00 PST

Shake, Rattle and Roll...

Friday, April 18, 2008 . A moderate earthquake and six aftershocks rattled much of the Midwest early Friday morning, shaking all of Indiana and beyond. The U.S. Geologic Survey reported that t...
Posted by Rob Little on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:33:00 PST

I’ve got a FOX Billboard!!!

So many of you know that I am shooting these comedy environmental mini movies for FOX that will be played all over the FOX Lot, website, and possibly before FOX movies at the theaters...Well here is m...
Posted by Rob Little on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:04:00 PST

Can you glue my eggs?

I am enjoying my first day in Portland, and I got up early to drive around. Checking out my yahoo maps, I spot a diner not too far away from where I am staying.If you know anything about me, you shoul...
Posted by Rob Little on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:47:00 PST

You cant say that, can you?

I am at the post office yesterday morning, and there are about 4 of us in line. This old, foreign guy walks in and goes right up to the teller before any of us and starts yelling about WHERE is his P...
Posted by Rob Little on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:35:00 PST

Parade Marshall, ME?

Check out this cool email I got the other day from a town near where I grew up in Michigan:=====================This is Norma Vallad (from St. Michael Parish & School Festival)&.What does your schedul...
Posted by Rob Little on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:30:00 PST

The song Tomato / TomAto, Cayenne / Kanye

Ground Kanye Pepper wreaks of a self-importance aroma, and is extremley hot to the taste. The Kanye Pepper is a member of the Capsicum family of vegetables, which are more commonly known as chili pepp...
Posted by Rob Little on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 06:22:00 PST

10 years in Comedy!

It really excites me to say that on March 8th I will be celebrating 10 years in Stand-Up Comedy! I started March 8, 1998 at Joey's Comedy Club in Livonia, MI. It's crazy to think that I used to shave ...
Posted by Rob Little on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:18:00 PST

My first train ride.

During this time in the age of transportation, does anyone ever take the train anymore? Well, I can answer that question with a definite YES!I had the opportunity a few days ago to take the train fro...
Posted by Rob Little on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:14:00 PST

Celebrity Sighting at the Burbank airport

Thursday, February 28, 2008 . Walking through the Burbank airport I saw some photographers taking pictures of someone. Obviously a celebrity but I couldn't see him at first. Walking by this person ...
Posted by Rob Little on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:08:00 PST