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Nichole

Eight tracks are my future.

About Me

Laughing, getting drunk, hearty breakfasts, zombies, construction paper, checking out everyone's ass, 4 wheel drive, new purses, Trailer Park Boys, 8 tracks. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Cures and home remedies for Poison Ivy

I'd like to meet:

Bob Barker, Ron Jeremy, Walter Sobchak, Rappin' Rodney and That stupid whale from "Showtime at the Apollo" so I could kick her ass.

Music:

It's kind of funny that I've left this part of my profile blank for so long considering music is a major interest of mine. I love most kinds of music, but I'm going through a classic soul music phase right now. You know, all the legends of Motown. The Supremes, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Curtis Mayfield, Edwin Starr, Bill Withers, Aretha Franklin, Gladys Knight, Otis Redding, Ike and Tina, Ray Charles, James Brown, Sly Stone, The O'Jays, The Spinners...I guess I could go on forever. Classic country is great. Really started to like it after I saw Merle Haggard in concert. Johnny Cash, Dolly Parton, Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty, Kenny Rogers, Waylon Jennings, Chris Ledoux, Willy Nelson, Emmy Lou Harris. I do like a lot of newer stuff too. Kings of Leon, Ben Kweller, Polyphonic Spree, Beck, Black Crowes, Blind Melon, Pete Yorn, Cyndi Lauper, Angie Stone, Alicia Keys, White Stripes, TV on the Radio, Captain Beefheart, Bob Dylan, The Rolling Stones, Journey, Michael Jackson, Bonnie Raitt, George Michael, Simon and Garfunkel, Crosby Stills Nash and Young (and all the incarnations contained therein-Young especially), Red Hot Chili Peppers, Weezer, Tenacious D, Robert Randolph, Talking Heads, Gap Band, Jeff Buckley, Beastie Boys, Eels, Medeski Martin and Wood, Led Zepplin. It's really endless, I guess.

Movies:

Top 3 favorites of all time (in no particular order) are: "The Big Lebowski," "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" Other favorites include: "Beetlejuice," "What About Bob?", "The Virgin Suicides", "The Triplets of Belleville", "Monster", "I, Zombie", "Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD", and anything starring Pauly Shore (Jeez! He's so hot!). Napoleon Dynamite, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Kill Bill, Taxi Driver, History of the World Part I, Sideways, A Dirty Shame. Donnie Darko, Royal Tennenbaums, I Heart Huckabees. Overboard. Weird Science, Crash, Shawn of the Dead, Evil Dead (1 and 2), Dumb and Dumber, Wet Hot American Summer, Devil's Rejects, Reservoir Dogs, Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

Television:

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Heroes:

Lorraine

My Blog

Resolutions

Everyone makes New Year's resolutions.  Does anyone ever actually keep them?  Normally I don't.  This year, I was going to resolve to eat less babies.  Although quite a daunting ta...
Posted by Nichole on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 04:23:00 PST

One Minute Essay Competition

One Minute Essay Competition Tuesday, December 5th, 2006 at Margie's Too Late   Entry submitted by Peter Dessart: Man with orange back smiles. Candy Quackenbush takes something out of her face. C...
Posted by Nichole on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:25:00 PST

Doug

So, I was out for my friend's birthday last night and I met a guy named Doug.  At first I thought he was crazy, but I changed my mind.  He told me that I was a good person because I look som...
Posted by Nichole on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:33:00 PST

More Fucked Up Dreams

So, I guess I wouldn't really call them "nightmares," but when I woke up this morning my head was spinning from the dreams I had last night.  There were two distinctly different dreams that were ...
Posted by Nichole on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:07:00 PST

Observations

Throughout the course of one's life they observe many things.  I have observed some good (a really pretty sunset or my brand new baby cousin) and some bad (seeing the old neighbor guy's enormous ...
Posted by Nichole on Sun, 14 May 2006 06:23:00 PST

Freaks, Fags, Lesbians and Straight People!

So, tonight is the annual Leather Ball at the Shelter (the bar that I work at) and it promises to be an eventful night.  Imagine big hairy men in ass-less leather garments "woofing" and boot lick...
Posted by Nichole on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 04:51:00 PST

I hope I die before I get old.

I really can't get behind the idea of getting old.  It's just too much.  I see all these hideously misshapen people coming into the store and it really freaks me out.  This old guy came...
Posted by Nichole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Only 6 days till I see those sweet bosoms in person!

Yessss! Today was the first day that I actually had enough money to buy the hottest tickets of the year...that's right--Dolly Parton! I went to the website and tried to get two tickets in the $59 pr...
Posted by Nichole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Worst birthday ever

Yesterday was my dumb old birthday. It was by far the shittiest one on the books so far. I had to work all day--open to close. When I got in my ass face employees left the store a complete fucking ...
Posted by Nichole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I had "the nightmares" last night.

I slept like shit last night. I had three different dreams and all three scared the hell out of me. 1. I was riding on a bus to some unknown location. A kid (16 or 17) came up and sat in my sea...
Posted by Nichole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST