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Dorbert

You Best Get Unsick Most Ricky-Tick

About Me

Lets see. I am from the great metropolis of Marshfield Wisconsin originally where I was very well loved by all. Turns out that was a mistake and that the whole town was planning on killing me at Wildwood Park under the full moon on my twentieth birthday as a sacrifice to Dagon or something so I fled in the middle of the night to Madison. Holy freaking crap was that mistake. As I soon found out that the Dagonish thing they worshiped in Marshfield actually lives in Lake Mendota (that would explain the smell), as I found out quite by accident on a kayak trip on said lake, needless to say it was quite humorous.So fighting off legions of the quasi-undead soldiers of the dread cult I made my way to Stevens Point, a quaint small town somewhere in-between Marshfield and Madison. While here I decided to rejoin the National Guard for protection and free meals. They have served me well thus far. I can only pray that the cultists dont find me here."CLICK HERE TO HELP ME LIVE FOREVER!"

My Interests

I spend most of my non working non sleeping hours on the internet. I like to fish and hunt (mostly birds). I am a bit of a self taught war scholar. I really enjoy PT and I try to force it in bewteen my interneting and work, I have been knowen to enjoy a comic book here and there (I love you Garth Ennis).

I'd like to meet:

Someone that likes to drink alot, do really dangerous things in boats (like kayaking when there is still ice on the water), doesent mind dogs and me nagging you to join the national guard..

Music:

When I have the chance to listen to music I try to limit it to metal! I love old school Metallica, Pantara, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Queensreych, Dream Theater, The Eagles, CCR, and some country. I really dislike radiohead (more then I would dislike getting shot) and most of this new wave of fecal matter that people call music that is spewed from the unholy rectums of pavement, the mars volta, radiohead, the get up kids, post nimrod Green Day, and any "band " that wears eye liner post 1989.

Movies:

God so much crap to fill out. ok In no particular order, Kill Bill, Escape from New York/LA, Evil Dead, Army Of Darkness, Just about anything with Arnold Schwarzenegger (Especially The Box Office Smash Jingle all the Way), Assault on Precinct 13, The Thing, Star Trek IV: The Undiscovered Country, They Live (Rowdy Roddy Piper is a God), Fargo, Dune (sci fi or Lynch), The Big Lebowski, Good Night and Good Luck, The Back to The Future Saga, Indiana Jones, Bringing out the Dead I am also a mega gigantic fan of MST3k. I dislike most Animu the only thing I can really stomach is Cowboy Bebop or Outlaw Star.

Television:

I dont really watch much TV. I really like 24 and I tend to watch a bit of PBS in my down time.

Books:

Since I work in an inbound call center during graveyard shift I have lots of time to read. Right now I am reading through the Dark Tower series by Stephen King, I useally am not the biggest fan of his work but I am very impressed with this series, The Dune series for the crazy mixed up I am god factor and a couple of books of essays from libertarian authors.

Heroes:

Alex Jones, Our founding fathers, My father, the biggest bitch the world has ever seen Ayn Rand, Bob Remington, Mark Twain

My Blog

Oh shi!

In February I moved from northern Wisconsin to Madison. It was a major life change for me and my dog Sam. Myself and my three friends and said dog found a great apartment downtown. It has four bedroom...
Posted by Scott! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So do I want to move to another state?

Well I am chilling out here at work when I got to thinking "Scott you know you should really live in a state that allows conceal and carry because you have this bitchen firearm and you want to carry i...
Posted by Scott! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Huge Update

So i updated all my info today. I havent gotten much of a chance to do anything on the internet since I moved to madison in febuary. I have been haveing a good time with my new sport of kayking and mo...
Posted by Scott! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Scott here reporting from the border of madison and middleton

So I am all moved in and I have a job! I am working at Sitel doing customer phone support. I wont say exactly what I do due to legal issues but I can tell you it is better then working at the shack. O...
Posted by Scott! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCKING RUN!!!

SKOTTS MOTHERFUCKING ARMED!!!
Posted by Scott! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Report from the front line!

Scott reporting in from the front line in the war against bachlorhood. Tonight was suppost to be a night of hard drinking and then the promise of sex with a real live female. The elder party members w...
Posted by Scott! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rush is awsome lol

So I am sitting here at work listening to Sirius and interneting and I noticed that Rush was on. I knew they sucked but holy shit do they suck. Anyhoo I was just browsing the forums and saw fucking el...
Posted by Scott! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OMG WTF BLOG!!!!

So i went into work to pick up my pants that FINALLY fucking got there from lands end and i run into my old friend jason gauger. Turns out he runs this internet forum that i have been trolling lately ...
Posted by Scott! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why am i doing this

So another blog. well what to emote about today... well fedex is delivering my new hard drive today. I am going to call my District Manager today and talk about putting me in the manager in training p...
Posted by Scott! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

weekend

I used to enjoy TV then after the great schism of 2000 when survivor first came on the air TV has sucked more then cystic acne on the genitals. So I dont have cable or anything like that but I do hav...
Posted by Scott! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST