Jackson Publick

I make a cartoon for a living...it's called The Venture Bros. and you should all watch it and buy the DVD and any merchandise they might make because I like new suits, good food, DVDs of other people's cartoons and paying rent on time, and I think it's a pretty good show.I've also never broken a bone in my body (though I sprained a wrist and it's possible I cracked my heel).Goddammit, I love cigarettes. No, I hate them. Yes, they're great, let's all smoke. Dammit.I have a big forehead, like a sperm whale, and I'm as white as Moby Dick. If you look very very closely, with special glasses I could lend you when you come over, you can make out a tiny Captain Ahab, lashed to it by his own harpoon lines (the irony!)...I am careful not to crush him when I sleep, though it's hard to sleep what with his constant, high-pitched cursing of me.