Irritable when beautiful, a gigglepuss, a sassmouth, a chucklehead, a partypooper, a pooperparty, a whatsis with flanges on both ends, a vicious little gherkin, a suspicious waddling jerkin, fingers & toes & the cutest little nose, a finger-pointer, a pointer-finger, a raving looney, a good dad & bad influence, under the influence, a failed monkey, the perfect pet, the ultimate sex toy/personal complimentary companion, funkmaster deluxe, a delicate flower with carnivorous tendencies, offensive, annoying, disturbing & fun for all ages. I LOVE improper nudity, improper speech, proper word usage & punctuation, tacos, cartoons, recreational herbal/fungal substances, bleu cheese, black olives, eye twitches, proper nudity, rhythmic spastic movements that make others around me uncomfortable, kitties, sushi, cheap dates, shits 'n' giggles, Bob, midgets, horny retards, the word "retard," the word "horny," relish trays, office supplies --- the list does go on & on! Are you beginning to suspect your life is incomplete without me? Get to know me! Apart from the unpredictable mood swings & occasional fits of black, antisocial despair, I'm chock-full of oniony/cheesy goodness! So sayeth I, His Subliminal Excellency, The Grand High Exhalted Metaphysical Poobah Top Cat Mama Jama Poke Fritter, P.O.E., A.D.D., S.O.L., S.O.B., E.V.A., T.V.A., T.W.A., TVC15 (Mrs.)
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?I am smarter than 86.01% of the rest of the world.
How Smart Are You?
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.
Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
