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About Me

This is the official Achewood.com Myspace page. In this space, thumbnails of people are considered "friends," and they can contemplate their activities in relation to this picture of a plastic box full of turkey.

My Interests

"Wine Beyond Time," by Charlsden Critten. A guide to wines under one dollar.

I'd like to meet:

"Paranoid," by Black Sabbath

Music:

Angry Samoans

Movies:

Just Another Robert, C.A.R.L. T.H.E. C.A.N.T.A.N.K.E.R.O.U.S. C.A.N.T.A.L.O.U.P.E, Rubin and Ed

Television:

Rhymes with Bee's The Berrif

Books:

HEAVY SHIT BY GERMANS AND PEOPLE WHOSE LIVES HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BY GERMANS.

Heroes:

People who hit people who make a big deal out of how "delicious" avocados are. They taste like gelatin, people.