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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm just gonna sit back and let my tastes define me as a person like a good hipster would.AIM is Evan the Woozle.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People, preferably. Though if you're not a person that's cool too.

My Blog

For the internet's future reference...

My hierarchy of inebriation: --> sober --> a little buzzed --> buzzed --> nicely buzzed --> kinda drunk --> no really dude, I'm just a lil drunk I'm good --> I'm just nicely toasted, I can take...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 23:52:00 GMT

Don't waste your time reading this, seriously. I'm bored.

~~~~~349 Have You Ever Questions~~~~~~~ Have You Ever... Made up your own theory about the existance of God?: Many of them. I think too much. Stopped believing in God?: yes Participated in a pro...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 21:20:00 GMT

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemo

Somebody please explain to me what is about me exactly that causes so many girls to essentialy say "You're a great, smart, funny and attractive guy, and I want to go out with you, but I have absolutel...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 17:54:00 GMT

I got tagged

Luckily I already wrote this up on my other journal, so I'm just pasting it here.The Game:Each player of this game starts with the "6 weird habits/things about yourself" and people who get tagged need...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 19:53:00 GMT

Fun with scanners

These are thumbnails, in case you're retarded. You click on them.First off:Me ala manga, as drawn by A FRIEND WHO HAS TOLD ME TO EXCISE HER NAME FROM THIS POST BECAUSE OF HER LOW SELF ESTEEM a couple ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 18:43:00 GMT

STOP MAKING ME TYPE A SUBJECT LINE YOU FUCKS

Life is a decidedly difficult process.Sobering 5am ramen cooking, on the other hand, is a simple and wholly enjoyable experience.
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 01:05:00 GMT

might solve a mystery, or rewrite history

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Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 16:26:00 GMT

PROTIP:

Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang.Don't even bang, unless you plan to hit somethang.I hope this helps in whatever endeavors you are currently pursuing.
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 16:32:00 GMT

In case anyone cares for whatever reason

http://www.last.fm/user/ratmankey/ to monitor and laugh at my music-listening habits.
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 17:03:00 GMT

This fucking thing

o1. who are you?o2. are we friends?o3. when and how did we meet?o4. what am I to you?o5. would you date me?o6. give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.o7. describe me in one word.o8. what was...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 14:32:00 GMT