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Terrence

About Me

I am tall w/ a massive cranium. I wrote a book called: Dead Leprechaun In A Tire-Swing.

You can read excerpts and learn more about it by clicking here.

Co-wrote the screenplay for the upcoming movie POX with Lisa Hammer, Ben Edlund, and Levi Wilson.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Folks who agree with the following:
Lust always gives you away. Run with it or stow it, but don't forget what it's telling you.
Telemundo is made by angels in heaven.
In America, you never get out of high school. A grim thought, I know, but true. It's just the students get really wrinkly and funny-looking after awhile, and the teachers disappear.
Sleaze and a sense of humor are comfy bunk-mates.
We dream of being civilized but we want victory (and will settle for fun).
The news is the best soap opera around, and also the trashiest.
Good talkers make great writers.
Think you're all that? Try riding a unicycle. That'll humble you.
Mother Nature has crabs.
If you got my name tattooed on your ass, I'd kiss it out of thanks.

My Blog

Here Lies Helene and Yvette and Fido and Spot

To circumnavigate a French law which bans the burial of animals in human cemeteries, in 1977 Helene Lavanent and Yvette Soltane booked themselves graves in a pet cemetery so that they could be buried ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 18:40:00 GMT

The Nightengale With The Pet Owl

Florence Nightengale was a hypochondriac who lived to the ripe old age of ninety complaining every day that she was an invalid. To her death she refused to believe in the existence of bacteria, and sh...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 12:34:00 GMT

The Pickled Empress & The Innocent Victim

The Russian Empress Catherine I was so permanently inebriated that she was once too soused to realize that anything had happened when she survived an assassination attempt. She was reviewing a Guards ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 13:36:00 GMT

I bet you didn't know that...

Dr. Harvey Kellogg intended his first breakfast cereal to be a cure for masturbation.Dr. Klaus Martens designed the "Dr. Martens" boots in the 1940s as a comfort aid for elderly German women with foot...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 21:50:00 GMT

King Louis & The Great Swine Organ

When King Louis XI of France, noted for his odd sense of humor and bizarre whims, once demanded to be entertained by "a chorus of swine voices", opportunity knocked for the Abbot of Baigne - France's ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 16:09:00 GMT

Was he the cream filling or the nut?

In accordance with his last wish, in 1973 a Swedish confectionary salesman by the name of Roland Ohisson was buried in a coffin made entirely of chocolate.
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 20:36:00 GMT

The Sudsy Judge

In 1992 Pennsylvanian judge Charles Guyer was sacked after a hidden video camera recorded him offering a novel form of plea-bargaining; he offered convicted men lighter sentences if they allowed him t...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 09:28:00 GMT

Goodbye Santa

An Icelandic funeral parlor was fined in 1993 after the bereaved family of Henri Labonte complained to local authorities that the deceased had been dressed for his December 26th funeral in a Santa Cla...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 15:41:00 GMT

Five Fun Saints!

And don't tell me for one saucy little second you don't want to be one. Well, here are some fantastic methods for achieving that ultimate glow (even better than the Hi-Pro Glow or Mop 'n Glo, by the w...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 01:06:00 GMT

10 Hanging Offenses in 19th Century Britain

Boy, were they touchy across the pond in Ye Olden Times! Believe it or don't, but committing any of the following could get you dancing at the end of a rope without music in merry ole' England in the ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 01:01:00 GMT