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About Me

Hi. I'm b.
I love lists
I have a co-pilot whome I love.
I enjoy capping zombie fools.
Hook is my favourite movie film of all time.
Nintendo > Sega (but I am highly addicted to the Genesis)
I desire a corgi.
I sleep with excessive amounts of pillows.
I adore mc chris.
My comfort food is [adult swim].
I own every volume of Penny Arcade.
Star Wars.
I drink many Rockstars and LOTS of black tea.
My friends are very inappropriate.
I am addicted to visiting Disneyland.
My car is never clean.
I drive the fun-vee. The humdrum-vee is over there.
I has my own money jobs.
I am visiting London for an extended period of time in September.
Until recently, the most modern console I owned was a Nintendo 64. I now obtain a Wii. I paid for it with my own money jobs.
One time, mc chris let me rap the end of Fett's Vett with him.
I am sometimes insomniatic.
I always wear a stingray made of shark bone.
I would like to visit where the wild things are.
Indiana Jones > James Bond.
Batman is my favourite superhero.
I play Pokemon regularly.
I think owls are lovely.
No pants time is my favourite time of day.
Sandwich day is my favourite day of the week.
I get compared to Tina Fey on a regular basis.
I enjoy pockets.
Neverland is my favourite.
My favourite song is "Under Pressure" by Queen and David Bowie.
Some of the best and very worst times happened at Kamp David.
Almost every single one of my inappropriate friends play Dungeons and Dragons.
The Venture Brothers is my favourite cartoon.
Scrubs is my favourite television show.
I have many books on pirates.
My belt buckle is awesome.
I am an awesome factory.
I own many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
My favourite superhero movie is Iron Man.
I draw the rebel insignia on almost everything.
I, ironically, am not familiar with the B-Wing.
I enjoy saving the president's daughter. (It's up to us)
I like watching shit like this:

My Blog

25 Facts About Love

1. Men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer than those who don't.2. People are more likely to tilt their heads to the right when kissing instead of the left (65 percent of people...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:12:00 GMT

Twisp and Catsby: The Crocotilian

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Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 17:37:00 GMT

them goddamn pokemansss

how i miss em.also how coincidental that i just yesterday restarted my pokemon red version.i am IN with the times.oh yeah.
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:51:00 GMT

Oddly enough...

I took a shot of five hour energy about a half an hour ago. Does this shit really last five hours? Will this be five hours of liquid mutated and radioactive crack in a bottle of Through the Looking G...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:44:00 GMT

welcome to the warp zone

    Warped Tour is an annual event I like to avoid for many reasons including, but not limited to, the colourful crowd, the not so happy music, the disorganization, the heat, etc etc. T...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:35:00 GMT

07/12/05

-To every girl who is looking for true love.-To every girl that is herself no matter what.-To every girl that dresses cute not skanky.-To every girl who wants to be called beautiful not hot.-To every ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:35:00 GMT

Penny Arcade

educate yourself.
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:50:00 GMT

drunkes bloggard

coddington is fuking ghetto.i did not realise this until todaybut i do realise how good i am at smash.only with pikachu (pound25) thoughlatashnar ish playin gta4and i are stole volvopizze.
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:25:00 GMT

METAL PIT CAN’T FLY WITH METAL WINGS; CAN YOU, METAL PIT?

little bitch.and the fucking game play on Zelda blows ass. I wish she was as cool as Sheik but nevermind that. I made some sweet purchases yesterday. 1) Wii carrying case2) X-Men 1.53) Penny Arcade Vo...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:19:00 GMT

movie film premier dates and maybe a short rant about "Wanted"...maybe.

June13- The Incredible Hulk20- Get Smart27- Wanted, Wall-EJuly2- Gonzo, Hancock11- Hellboy 218- Dark KnightAugust8- Pineapple Express15- Tropic Thunder, Clone WarsWanted rant to come at a later time. ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 15:17:00 GMT