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Michael J. Nelson

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About Me

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Michael J. Nelson is the former host and writer of the Emmy-nominated, Peabody Award-winning Mystery Science Theater 3000. Since that time, he has appeared on numerous radio and TV shows, penned a regular column for TV Guide, and authored best-selling books for both HarperCollins and Abrams.

His first book, Mike Nelson's Movie Megacheese, thrilled critics, including Richard Schickel of Time Magazine, who said of Mike, “He's more fun than a barrel of Val Kilmers... Smarter than a roomful of Patrick Swayzes... and almost as hilarious as Keanu Reeves.” Mike's laugh-out-loud follow-up, Mind Over Matters, prompted Kirkus Reviews to enthuse, “From someplace called Minnesota comes a Nelson funnier than Ozzie, Ricky, Lord or Half,” and even dared to compare him to another legendary writer, saying of his Serious Speech to Business People, “[It] could easily precede [Robert] Benchley's immortal Treasurer's Report.”

And Kirkus Reviews loved his novel, Death Rat!, saying, “Fast-paced, outrageous and funny, first-novelist Nelson's mockery of media mendacity is as biting as La Dolce Vita or Network--only funnier!”

Mike continues to work in all media and has just completed a commentary track to the hugely successful re-release of the classic Reefer Madness as well as Night of the Living Dead, Carnival of Souls and The Little Shop of Horrors. He speaks all over the country and is a frequent guest on radio and television, having recently appeared on the Starz and Encore networks and the widely syndicated Hugh Hewitt Radio Show.

MSNBC online recently named him one of the 10 sexiest movie men (along with Antonio Banderas and Tom Selleck!), saying, "The attraction of Nelson is that of The Protector: He will deflect the evil power of the bad movie with his Carol Channing impressions, making Patrick Swayze films safe again for you and me."

My Interests

RiffTrax

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Antonin Dvorak

Movies:

Point Break (Pure Adrenaline Edition)

Television:

Post Season Baseball

Books:

World of Wigs, Weaves, and Extensions By Toni Love

Heroes:

Dr. John Gorrie

My Blog

Come on Along...

Hey, all. Everything I used to do here is now here. There will be frequent posts and I'll be joined by many old friends and some new ones, including Rifftrax team member Conor Lastowka. Do stop by, it...
Posted by Michael J. Nelson on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:28:00 PST

Baby Your Stomach

The other day I offered what was to that point the most boring revelation on record, but I now believe I can top it: I just purchased a 10-pound bag of short-grain rice.But, AHA, just when you thought...
Posted by Michael J. Nelson on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:57:00 PST

Guided by Voices

A thoroughly boring yet true confession: I've never been anything but unimpressed by Billie Holiday. The drug use, the prostitution, the entirely unattractive tendency to be portrayed by Diana Ross. D...
Posted by Michael J. Nelson on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 05:27:00 PST

I Laugh

That's all I have to say. Your comments make me laugh (that is, those that I feel confident have the intent to make me laugh). It is my favorite thing in the world to laugh, so thank you.
Posted by Michael J. Nelson on Fri, 25 May 2007 12:31:00 PST

The Inability to Post the Word "Become"

In my last post, I inadvertantly left out the word "become" in the first paragraph. I hate myself more than you already hate me for leaving it out. And knowing how much you hate me, imagine how much I...
Posted by Michael J. Nelson on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:06:00 PST

You Got Me

All right, so you've picked up on the trend - I post every so often apologizing for not posting. And what's wrong with that? I predict that, in the next few centuries, it will the literary equivalent ...
Posted by Michael J. Nelson on Thu, 24 May 2007 01:50:00 PST

Neil Patrick Harris

    Don't mean to boast, but I've been hanging with mega sit-com star Neil Patrick Harris. Yes, Neil Patrick Harris (I like to use his full name at all times) sat down in the RiffTrax s...
Posted by Michael J. Nelson on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:04:00 PST

Vader. Chad Vader.

Proud to announce a new RiffTrax costarring those loveable nuts over at Blame Society Films. Aside from being funny, talented guys, Aaron Yonda and Matt Sloan are also Midwesterners so working with t...
Posted by Michael J. Nelson on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST

Fishy

If you haven't done it, and if you're like 99 point repeating 9 per cent of the population, then you haven't, I'd like to suggest you host a sushi party. Where you make sushi. And then you eat it. The...
Posted by Michael J. Nelson on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:23:00 PST

Aha!

I said I'd post soon and look, here I am posting soon ("soon" in this case meaning "within a month"). But do not make the mistake of thinking I have been frittering my time away watching "Two and a Ha...
Posted by Michael J. Nelson on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:47:00 PST