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Oh Goodie! I always wanted to sum my entire existence up in a couple of paragraphs! Strap 'em and flap 'em, 'cause here we go...
According to my parents, I was born at the ripe old age of none. Mom wanted a girl. Dad wanted a boy. I managed to confuse them from the get-go by being born with parachute pants on.
At the age of three, I was a child prodigy. I could play the Kazoo having never taken a single lesson.
When I was seven, I fell into Phoenix River. When River Phoenix was seven, he fell into Lake Fecal. Do the math.
Growing up, Darcy Methers was the girl who lived across the street from me. She'll always been the love of my life. Unlike other girls that have come and gone, she actually exists... and doesn't need to be refilled with air every other night. As a matter of fact, I think I might be her imaginary friend. This would explain the constant blackouts and coming-to whenever we're alone and she's bored. Hmmm.
I graduated with a B.A. in Initials. I do believe that statement speaks for itself.
I don't think of the world as my Oyster... but rather, my Manta Ray. C'mon: which would you rather have? An oyster or a Manta Ray? Seriously! You can't impress the cool kids with a clam.
My philosophy on life is: don't philosophize. Did I just contradict myself? I never do that all the time!