Pogs, Tomogachis, Furbies, Tickle Me Elmo, Magic cards, Lite Bright, Teddy Ruxpin, nostalgic references, Olestra, and Beanie Babies.
People who will not bug me about how great "The Secret" is, and how it changed their life.
Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, One Way Letter, Snow Patrol, Green Day, Elliott Smith, Jack Johnson, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, Beck, Mozart, Something Corporate, Beethoven, Queen, Incubus, Ray Charles, Elton John, Coldplay, Offspring, Frank Sinatra, Jimmy Eat World
Surf Ninjas, Ghost Dad, Once Bitten, Weekend at Bernie's 2, Ernest Scared Stupid, Flight of the Navigator, The Brave Little Toaster, Meteor Man, Universal Soldier, and Amadeus
Unwrapped with Marc Summers, Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Critic, Family Guy, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, The Honeymooners, Saved by the Bell (anything with Dustin Diamond, really), Diff'rent Strokes, Salute Your Shorts, Legends of the Hidden Temple, SNL, The Office, Letterman, Conan
Of Mice and Men, Lord of the Flies, Catcher in the Rye, and The Great Gatsby. (Just kidding.)
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Gandhi, and Gene Pompa