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Emily

I am here for Friends

About Me

I've just moved to Brooklyn from Chicago and am having one hell of a soap opera year. I use many nouns and adjectives to describe myself. Depending on the day, I'll either staunchly deny that I'm from North Carolina, or pretend like it's the coolest thing ever. I'm the type of chick that says things like "A robot could too learn to juggle!!" with all the passion in the world. I will probably say something inappropriate around you if I meet you. I do things like dance, write, watch comedy, dissect movies, play video games, read celebrity gossip blogs, and try on my own clothes whilst dancing around my apartment. I love a lot of stuff, but more important are my... disloves. They include: those armbands that somehow represent a concept like "unity" or "cancer-hating"; bad grammar; people who take themselves too seriously; scummy girls; people who don't like animals; people who sit around bars and have loud pseudo-intellectual conversations; racism; pop punk music; homophobia; and ET. As David Sedaris says, what we have in common is not important, because we can spend the rest of our lives discussing the things we hate. ..This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dead people. Famous dead people.

My Blog

New Blog!

Check it!http://gynomite.wordpress.com
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:14:00 GMT

blogs and snogs

i know i haven't been much of a presence on here lately, and i will explain myself:1- i got hooked into to that dratted facebook, and damnit, it's true, it is easier to use.  there's a lot more d...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:44:00 GMT

thanks for being weird

for mother's day this year, i got my mom, far away from me in north carolina, a wooden "nyc in a bag" playset from the museum of modern art.  my mom loves both toys and moma, so i figured it'd be...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 14:00:00 GMT

can someone please make this into a t-shirt?

Do you recognize this?  Take a minute, look at it, let it sink in.....It's a visual explanation of Pac-Man!!!!  Good morning. 
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 06:59:00 GMT

oh that? that’s the sound of my childhood being raped.

click here to see a british commercial for IT services that invokes the gremlins.  the actual gremlins.  and the fucking theme, just to drive it home.  also, apparently the movie ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 13:05:00 GMT

you tell ’em kanye!!

Below is the blog posted by Kanye West on his website after getting a B+ review on his live show from Entertainment Weekly.  Enjoy, bitches. Entertainment Weekly's Not Invited! Yo, anybody that's...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:43:00 GMT

giddy!

you know you've been going to too many parties when you are literally dreaming about being at parties every night, as i have been.  it seems that new york is forging on as if spring had not decid...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 10:21:00 GMT

trauma makes great t-shirts!

i noticed the other day that on cnn.com, next to some of the headlines is not only an obnoxious camera icon (those videos take soooo long to load, and sometimes, you know, i wanna read), but also an i...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:57:00 GMT

meet me near the hamptons

i'm sorry i haven't blogged much lately, lots of busyness.  to those ladies that helped me with the piece i was writing, thank you loads for all of your deliciously squirmy stories, and it will h...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:40:00 GMT

Inochi! You are alive!

Look what we saw over the weekend!   I cannot recommend the Murakami exhibit at the Brooklyn Museum enough.  Effing Kanye performed at the opening on Friday, which I missed, but we went Sund...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:28:00 GMT