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CHRIS EDWARDS

"Stop worrying about how your going to win, and just win!" Coach D.Holiday

About Me

I hate talking about myself, but i like, football,food, and beer. And i love monkeys. If only monkeys could play football there would be no war!

My Interests



BE THERE.

I'd like to meet:

You!! See you at the show!!

Music:

Jay-Z, DMX, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, Tribe Called Quest, X-Clan, "Cee-Lo Green" is the man, Al Green, Frank Sinatra aka "the Pasty Gangsta," Marvin Gaye, and Otis Redding. My white guy music: Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Elton John, CCR, whoever sings "The Boys are Back in Town"

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Young Frankenstein, Comedian, Airplane, Animal House, Roger Dodger, Friday Night Lights, Backstage, and really bad horror movies.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Nip/Tuck, The Boondocks, Adult Swim, Heroes, No Reservations w/ Anthony Bordain, and Touched by an Angel

Books:

American Scream, Art of War, Tao Te Ching, Maxim, The Unannointed, Anything about monkeys.

Heroes:

Robert Evans, Richard Pryor, Sammy Davis Jr., Martin Luther King, of course...You go to hell if you don't put Martin Luther King, that's how it happens to you...And the inventor of Dollar Drink Night.

My Blog

Awesomely Fantastic Sad Shitty News!!

I know i'm going to get a shit load of e-mails but i need to let the world know.   I'M GAY!  Just kidding i love chasing poon.  Durty Nelly's Officially has two Comedy shows left!...
Posted by CHRIS EDWARDS on Sat, 31 May 2008 12:18:00 PST

The Strangest Envy of All!

Watching UFC 84 I was very entertained.  There was Tito Ortiz's almost pulling of some last second heroics, Jardine's glass jaw, and B.J. Penn's domination of Sean Sherk.  The...
Posted by CHRIS EDWARDS on Thu, 29 May 2008 08:56:00 PST

gettin ready for something!

I just feel like I should write to write.  I haven't written for a while so this is going to kick some ass!  OK!  Lets do this!   I'm going to unleash some comedy cool.&n...
Posted by CHRIS EDWARDS on Sat, 03 May 2008 05:41:00 PST

Thank You Durty Nellys (First Draft)

It is really going to be one of those things that i will look back on and realize how good i had it!   Most people have no idea how i started this great room in the middle of no wh...
Posted by CHRIS EDWARDS on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:54:00 PST

nice job on breathing.

So i just successfully went another year with out getting myself dead.  That’s cool.  So people patted me on my back and sent me e-mails congratulating me on that fact.  I really ...
Posted by CHRIS EDWARDS on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:45:00 PST

What happened to Rap?

I just bought, or should I say re-bought Ice Cubes "Death Certificate"  a monster of an album of 1991.  Ive been listening to it for two days straight and all i can think is what happen...
Posted by CHRIS EDWARDS on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:49:00 PST

The racial slur that made me giggle

After a dinner with the Fam i stopped by one of my favorite comedy shows in Orange County to see some of my comedy comrads tell some jokes.  I was in the nieghborhood and i always like to support...
Posted by CHRIS EDWARDS on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:57:00 PST