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Narcissism (Its Not Just for Kids Anymore)

Narcissism is the plague of the 21st century even though it started well before that.  I believe the year was 1980, so it might be caused by hairspray. Just look at the word.  It looks ugly ...
Posted by Mark Serritella on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:44:00 PST

Top 10 Signs You’re Being Cheated On

I've talked to many people about relationships - I think we all do as we try to make sense of the what has become the modern world of dating. Where do you find honesty? Who cares? Let's do a little di...
Posted by Mark Serritella on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:52:00 PST

Every Waiter Dreams...

...of their last day waiting tables.  Today that dream came crashing down into my real life.It didn't go down quite how I expected it.  The 'storyline' in my head went - show up - half-drunk...
Posted by Mark Serritella on Wed, 14 May 2008 07:30:00 PST

Attempted Stage Hijacking at UC Irvine

Last night, in the most bizarre comedy scene probably in the history of comedy at UC Irvine's Anthill Pub... two young angry Muslim men tried to storm the stage and accost the crowd whilst 'I did my t...
Posted by Mark Serritella on Wed, 07 May 2008 08:55:00 PST

Los Angeles Love Affair

"Do you like Los Angeles?" The question I get asked most when I leave town. Last time, I was in Mesquite, Nevada. I had someone ask me this, and then follow up it up with "it seems like it's a bit muc...
Posted by Mark Serritella on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:39:00 PST

Reality TV - An Oxymoron

Reality TV I don't want to see real people on TV. Real people are the reason I watch TV. Hell's Kitchen? If I wanted to deal with an angry chef I would go to my night job as a waiter. You know what I...
Posted by Mark Serritella on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:56:00 PST

Gilmore Dudes - A sketch

Gilmore Dudes   Gilmore Dad: Brad (Gilmore Son): Ricardo: Brad and his father are talking in the living room. Brad: Dad can I talk to you about something? Brad sits on the couch Gilmore Dad: Wha...
Posted by Mark Serritella on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:31:00 PST

"Please Hurry" - Based on a True Story

"Please Hurry!" A Short Story by Mark Serritella Based on a true Story      Dennis a handsome young sales representative is in the shower, he squeezes out the last of the sho...
Posted by Mark Serritella on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 08:37:00 PST