BRAND NEW SKETCH |
This sketch is called 'News from a man with a beard,' starring Mark Serritella, and costarring me! I play the angry bear. I studied bear movements and lived like a bear for a week to prepa...
Posted by Justin Decker on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:15:00 PST |
myspace virus |
10 of my friends have been randomly deleted. I don't know why. I only know who two of them are. I know this is stupid. Just send me a request. I don't delete friends.&nbs...
Posted by Justin Decker on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 02:06:00 PST |
Me.me.me.me.memememememememe!!!!!!! |
Matthew Zint is a genuis. He is so creative. I love his comedy. He is great. He is the third best blogger in California on myspace. Statistics show this to be f...
Posted by Justin Decker on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:40:00 PST |
Fox News |
While I'm at work I like to pass the time by surfing the internet. One of my favorite hobbies is comparing CNN.com to foxnews.com. I have noticed whenever there is a disaster foxnews repor...
Posted by Justin Decker on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:52:00 PST |
Rogan v Mencia |
All my friends keep asking me if I have any dirt that Carlos Mencia steals jokes. To all you people who are skeptical, I say...who gives a fuck anyway, he isn't funny.
And yes he s...
Posted by Justin Decker on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:07:00 PST |
San Diego will never be a good sports town |
One of the Chargers best defensive players will sit out the season after being shot by an off-duty cop. The cop followed him from Coronado apparently to Steve Foley's home in Poway. Now th...
Posted by Justin Decker on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:51:00 PST |
Omen |
I just took a shit that looked exactly like the virgin Mary. I decided to just flush it because I didn't want a bunch of Mexicans knocking at my door hoping to catch a glimpse of my turd.
Posted by Justin Decker on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:58:00 PST |
Comedy is harder than I could have imagined... |
I have been telling jokes for 2 1/2 years now. I have written about 20 jokes, and I like 5 of them. That means I write 2 good jokes a year. What gives me hope is watching most comedi...
Posted by Justin Decker on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 10:33:00 PST |
street scene, projectile vomit |
I went to street scene both days and had alot of fun without any anxious moments. It is sweet that I live right next to the stadium because I could just walk home during the show so I wouldn't h...
Posted by Justin Decker on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 09:29:00 PST |
skid mark biscuit |
I'm trying to find a cool name for my band, when I get one. I don't play an instrument or write lyrics, I only sing.
The Justin Decker band, porn fruit, finger lickers, jd and the phunktown prop...
Posted by Justin Decker on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 04:32:00 PST |
