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Ray Combs Jr.

Home is where 271 square feet are.

About Me

I am a comedian. Nothing more. Nothing less. Currently the only thing good in my life is my credit.If you want to know more about me or my comedy go to: www.comedymafia.com or e-mail me at [email protected]

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My Interests

Waiting for trains, Trying to be positive and failing, sleeping, watching tv, defecating, Bald Pussies (cats), English BUlldogs, French Bulldogs, Bullshit, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Real comedy fans who understand that everything in life can be laughed at. Everything!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Guns and Roses, Oasis, Bobby Brown, Depeche Mode, NIN, PC DEATHSQUAD.

Movies:

Grease 2, Teen wolf, American Ninja

Books:

Change your brain and change your life, Rumble Fish, Charlottes Web, Green Eggs and Ham, The Book of Mormon.

Heroes:

Mike Tyson & Hulk Hogan

My Blog

December 31, 2011

I hope that my goals are at least within reach by this date or else I am throwing the towel in and living a buttoned down life of predicability.  Until then I will continue to refuse to be manipu...
Posted by Ray Combs Jr. on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:12:00 PST

Best Author of the modern era

So last week I had the honor and privledge of being one of five hundred or so people to journey to the Barnes & Noble for the much anticipated book signing of  a living legend.  That was...
Posted by Ray Combs Jr. on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 08:50:00 PST

Beantown & Dead Relatives

I am in Boston for one day doing the tourist thing with DN aka Josh Accardo.  We caught the FuWangh bus for $15 bucks.  It picks you up in China town in NYC and drops you off in China town i...
Posted by Ray Combs Jr. on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:27:00 PST

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I got emotion bottled up in side of me so intricately it would make those guys that put model ships into bottles proud.  I wish others could easily see through my bullshit and see the feelings an...
Posted by Ray Combs Jr. on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 11:24:00 PST

Things that come out of your sisters vagina

Yo welcome to the crew Lexi!...
Posted by Ray Combs Jr. on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 01:53:00 PST

Plus It

"The way you talk you sound like Peter Parker it's like every word is so perfect."  I was actually told this yesterday by a girl in Miami who thought that my use of the english language was on p...
Posted by Ray Combs Jr. on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:06:00 PST

Heading to Florida

It's been a while since I have written a blog so I figured I'd bring you up to speed on what I have been up to.  In a nutshell I have been working, performing when I can, and studying improv at u...
Posted by Ray Combs Jr. on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:42:00 PST

From the depths of this sickness I shall rise.

Sketch 101 tomorrow Village Lantern 8pm Wed Broadway Comedy Club 9 Thurs Friday work 9 to 6 then come home and sleep Saturday Hibernate Sunday impriv 401 12-3...
Posted by Ray Combs Jr. on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:11:00 PST

emotinally blogged brought to you by ambien

This is an open letter to all those whom I have I consistantly kept at least an arm's length away emoitionally speaking.  I have used humor to buffer the true feelings of love I feel for you and ...
Posted by Ray Combs Jr. on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:19:00 PST

North of the Border

I am sitting in a hotel room in Winnipeg Canada (here for the day job).  I am bored and watching a Prairie Public Television program on the evolution of plants.  The hotel I am staying in i...
Posted by Ray Combs Jr. on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:58:00 PST