souplantation.
...anything that has black and white checkers.
...anywhere that has palm trees and powerlines.
...anyone who will cut my bangs for free.
the fraggles. Max Fisher. black sheep.
california burritos.
Taking the time to draw large circles around the A's in my name on mah bank deposit slips.
Without Feathers.
the who. the harold. the white zone for is passenger loading only. ...explosions
(see "about me" section)
...this will keep those assholes busy for hours
oh. hey.
um, so sometimes I like naming my local homeless bums after My Little Ponies like Starshine and Galaxy. Additionally I only like sunglasses with white frames, my canvas grocery bag from theonion.com is the best thing that ever happened to me, i saved latin-what did you ever do?, i watch a lot of old taxi reruns, and when i'm not doing comedy or pawning cupcakes, i'm usually talking about back to the future...I do that a lot.
...ejaculatory audio.
b2tf. period.
MUPPETS!!... and the today show with meredith viera.
matchbooks...baby loves fire.
i'm my own fucking hero. are you kidding me? i'll slash your tires with my effing sharp-ass wit. i'm changing my status to "in a relationship" because i'm so shitting in love with myself...eating cupcakes and crying to myself
xoxo
condi