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LauraCondi/88MPH

Ma'am, That's really irresponsible...people are trying to grocery shop..

About Me



(see "i'd like to meet" section)

My Interests

souplantation.

...anything that has black and white checkers.
...anywhere that has palm trees and powerlines.
...anyone who will cut my bangs for free.

the fraggles. Max Fisher. black sheep.

california burritos.

Taking the time to draw large circles around the A's in my name on mah bank deposit slips.

Without Feathers.

the who. the harold. the white zone for is passenger loading only. ...explosions

I'd like to meet:



(see "about me" section)

...this will keep those assholes busy for hours

oh. hey.
um, so sometimes I like naming my local homeless bums after My Little Ponies like Starshine and Galaxy. Additionally I only like sunglasses with white frames, my canvas grocery bag from theonion.com is the best thing that ever happened to me, i saved latin-what did you ever do?, i watch a lot of old taxi reruns, and when i'm not doing comedy or pawning cupcakes, i'm usually talking about back to the future...I do that a lot.

Music:

...ejaculatory audio.

Movies:

b2tf. period.

Television:

MUPPETS!!... and the today show with meredith viera.

Books:

matchbooks...baby loves fire.

Heroes:

i'm my own fucking hero. are you kidding me? i'll slash your tires with my effing sharp-ass wit. i'm changing my status to "in a relationship" because i'm so shitting in love with myself...eating cupcakes and crying to myself xoxo condi

My Blog

"No I dont think you look ridiculous in that bird suit,...its actually quite becoming on you"

1. List three facts about the person you want to see the most...i wanna see a lot of people the most right now, for the single fact that I know they can make me laugh...i.e.: jillian photobooth pictur...
Posted by LauraCondi/88MPH on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:21:00 PST

Video Blog: Tattoos are Dumb

when the movie reel ends, move your mouse onto the "funny" part and click it! pretend the die part is lava and stay away!-condi...
Posted by LauraCondi/88MPH on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:57:00 PST

guess what? jack in the box will kill you.

1. I've realized thatmy roomate  matt was quiet when he in because he might have thought i had my period all over a pair of pants and a shirt i had hanging up on the balcony. i was making a ...
Posted by LauraCondi/88MPH on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:54:00 PST

le grand condi

um, my dad is amazing. a picture he sent me today.
Posted by LauraCondi/88MPH on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:40:00 PST

my pet bumble bee

when i was in 5th grade one of my only friends was a little short kid named kyle schmuckle. He was the only kid as hyper as me. he used to catch bumble bees in a jar, put them in the freezer, wh...
Posted by LauraCondi/88MPH on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:17:00 PST

The latest issue of ALTERNATIVE PRESS magazine- a boner of the mind

I've taken my hand out of my pants, long enough to type on my keyboard and say this is a mighty fine cover shot....however i dont know what the red thing in the jar hes holding is supposed to be...
Posted by LauraCondi/88MPH on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 04:37:00 PST

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE!!

i heard it was like the thinking mans shawshank redemption p.s. if you subscribe to my blog in the next 24 hours YOU WIN A PRIZE!!!
Posted by LauraCondi/88MPH on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:01:00 PST

Condi's Performance Art Installment .1; The War of Terror

this is tremendous.. width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by LauraCondi/88MPH on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 05:22:00 PST

not ready for this...

jesus christ someone give me one more problem, one more anxiety, one more insecurity. im gonna punch life in the face
Posted by LauraCondi/88MPH on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:18:00 PST

garagecomedy+partyscammers= MONDAY NIGHT AWESOMENESS

If your not at El Cid Monday Night your gonna regret it!You're gonna miss all this awkward sexiness!!!MONDAY JUNE 26CRAIG ANTON is an "idiot"coming in from NYC, REGGIE WATTSbirthday girl this week,...
Posted by LauraCondi/88MPH on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 12:22:00 PST