Gracie Says... |
As some of you may know, I am a personal assistant and part of my job is playing with a five year old named Gracie. I've decided to start making a list of some of my favorite things she's said."Amanda...
Posted by Amanda on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 05:39:00 PST |
My Video Stuff |
..Satisfaction Guaranteed with John C Reilly on FunnyOrDie.com..
..New Pet on FunnyOrDie.com..
..Superbooze on FunnyOrDie.com..
I wrote...
Posted by Amanda on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:36:00 PST |
What it's like to be Polish... In case you were wondering. |
As I grow older, I begin to realize how Polish I really am. What I used to pass off as cheeky family quirks, I now understand to be true definitions of what the modern Pollock is today in America. Sur...
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
May I Be Your Baby's Mama? |
So, here are the few men I would be willing to bear a child for in exchange for one night of unforgiverable coitess:
Claudio Sanchez from Coheed and Cambria
Jesus
Haley Joel Osmitt
Bea Arthur
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Posted by Amanda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I may be a Ma'am, but I can still bone underage boys |
I worked up a big appetite while shopping at Target after work and decided to get some food. I went to the Rubio's in Lemon Grove, which was jumpin'. It was there that he saw me. A tall, thin gawky bo...
Posted by Amanda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
