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Dave Horwitz

A can of beef stew that you open with your teeth.

About Me

i make things sometimes.photography- writing- videos.. Phil's Amazing Hand on FunnyOrDie.com ..

My Interests

still+moving pictures - comedy - sounds - writing - walking - direct sunlight - meaningful conversations - meaningless banter - mauna lai juice - NOT getting hit by a truck - knocking off socks

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who knows where I can get 100 unreleased ringers.

Music:

TELEVISION - heiroglyphics - minus the bear - prefuse 73 - TALKING HEADS - rjd2 - DISMEMBERMENT PLAN - !!! - led zeppelin - don caballero - cat power - trans am - beck - bob dylan - the english beat - pavement - dj shadow - JONATHAN RICHMAN +- THE MODERN LOVERS - tortoise - plus minus - the white stripes - at the drive-in - Q AND NOT U - wire - les savy fav - john vanderslice - french kicks - aesop rock - nada surf - joe jackson - sonic youth - beatles - these arms are snakes - ALOHA - hot chip - braid - YO LA TENGO - xtc - interpol - fugazi - botch - THE CLASH - trail of dead - plus minus - el guapo - modest mouse - ghostface - cave in - bjork - ted leo/rx - cex - soul coughing - via audio - cursive - nick drake - battles - SPOON - neil young - of montreal - oxes - madvillian - black eyes - pinback - iggy pop - miles davis - self - broken social scene - ELVIS COSTELLO - caribou - BUILT TO SPILL- apollo sunshine - curtis mayfield - andrew bird - archers of loaf - HUM - calexico - lcd soundsystem - architecture in helsinki - animal collective - devo - black keys - the mobius band - dr. dog - the thermals - the shins - islands/unicorns - dethklok - mae shi

Movies:

W. Allen, W. Anderson, W. Wenders, W. Stillman, S. Jonze, S. Raimi, J+E Coen, J. Jarmusch, M. Forman, QT

Books:

a confederacy of dunces, naked, live from new york, choke, slaughterhouse five, gates of eden, truth in comedy

Heroes:

Keith Hendershaw.

My Blog

No one can crush your soul faster than a 2 year old.

Recently, I've been working part time at the home of a television producer. Because I'm at his home so much, I've gotten to know his wife, children, and housekeepers. If forced to choose a favorite, I...
Posted by Dave Horwitz on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:03:00 PST

New funny thing I made: UNDER THREE MINUTES LONG!

Hello.throw your short attention span to the wind, because all i need is 2 minutes and forty three seconds of your life. i wrote and starred in this, justin donaldson shot and edited it, and it co-sta...
Posted by Dave Horwitz on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:42:00 PST

Brand NEW music video. Song by Charlyne Yi Ft. little old me.

Hi one day we went to the park and there was a camera and this thing happened. enjoy? ...
Posted by Dave Horwitz on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:59:00 PST

Rachael Leigh Cook

It's time. You should take back what is rightfully yours: your career! I have no sway in the industry, but I can give you the help you need to reclaim a place on Hollywood's A list! Are you ready? Gra...
Posted by Dave Horwitz on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:38:00 PST

My Family Photos

Ahh, here we are on Halloween. they grow up so fast. And the kids are getting big too! Who am I?My little sister caught these babies when i took her fishing.The greatest moment of my life was when I g...
Posted by Dave Horwitz on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:45:00 PST

Overheard on VH1’s Rock of Love II just now...

A girl follows another girl into the bathroom and says: "I just think you're kind of fake."No comment needed. I'll just leave it at that.
Posted by Dave Horwitz on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:08:00 PST

Dear Eugene Levy..

Dear Eugene Levy,As someone who is working toward a career in the entertainment industry, I know for a fact that it can be incredibly hard to make ends meet. Sometimes you have to take some work that ...
Posted by Dave Horwitz on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:22:00 PST

Downers Grove Episode 3: Girls and Grills ft. Mr. Show’s John Ennis!

Here it is! What a show! Right? ...
Posted by Dave Horwitz on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:56:00 PST

Does Dov Charney own Champion Sportswear?

What? This is shameless. The compromising position, the weird lighting, the various stages of undress, THIS IS AN AMERICAN APPAREL ad! People who buy Champion don't want to see this shit! They buy hoo...
Posted by Dave Horwitz on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 05:50:00 PST

Downers Grove Episode 2: "Independent Brett" Now Online!

Hello! If ya'lls ain't seen it, now you can!a veritable who's who of UCB theatre regulars contributed to this episode: Emily Maya Mills, Kulap Vilaysack, Erin Gibson, and music by the Glass Beef (Char...
Posted by Dave Horwitz on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:14:00 PST