CamRon on 60 Minutes this Sunday! |
Listen to the sneak preview here: http://www.joemande.com/2007/04/20/dipset-yo-tivoz-bitch/
Posted by Joe Mande on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:50:00 PST |
new website is up |
My redesigned website is up. It's more like a blog now. So, fuck this piece.
Go here: www.joemande.com
Posted by Joe Mande on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:24:00 PST |
In Cherished Memory of Me |
I google-imaged my name earlier today and found out I died in 1990. Looks like I was survived by my wife, Sylvia, and my lovely children and grandchildren. All before my seventh birth...
Posted by Joe Mande on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:11:00 PST |
I get paid to write these. Oh, and I hate myself. |
So, I work at this fancy glasses store. Totally rewarding. But sometimes I'm asked to write brief descriptions of the product. I know that sounds easy, but trust me it's not. It's very, very hard...
Posted by Joe Mande on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:12:00 PST |
Things people have googled to get to my website: |
"comedian, writer, idiot"
"Thumping sound on spin cycle of washer"
"Angela Bassett arms"
"Angela Bassett braids"
"taping my mom getting undressed"
"My boxers were all wet with semen"
"instructions to ...
Posted by Joe Mande on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:32:00 PST |
Tyra's retarded va-jay-jay |
My girlfriend Kylie got me hooked on Tyra Banks a couple of years ago. This was before the days of DVR, mind you. In no time, we were both revolving our schedules around America's Next ...
Posted by Joe Mande on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:35:00 PST |
CNN doesn't care I hate Jews |
The new CEO for my work--a bald French guy with a Dr. Dre ringtone on his Blackberry--recently fired Sam, the illiterate (and probably sexual predatory) Serbian ...
Posted by Joe Mande on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:45:00 PST |
The myspace message Cam'Ron won't read. |
It's pretty apparent that I'm totally enamored with a certain (mildly retarded?) Harlem rapper who goes by the name of Cam'Ron. Killa Cam, as he's also known, is the leader of a crew kn...
Posted by Joe Mande on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:06:00 PST |
