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J$

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About Me

If you only knew, you'd tell your children to "not talk to the space man delivering iced cream". Because in space, no one can hear you scream, they scream or me scream for ICE CREAM.I write - I play guitar - I drink - I watch tv/dvd/vhs - I make the joke, you laugh at the joke - I can't jump over the shrubs outside the observatory - I can flip my eyelids inside out - I kiss dangerously (with no safety net)

My Interests

Music, Rock and roll, Zipper was my band until we broke up, Pornography (sexy results), Slowdancing, Punching and Kicking (with words and fists and feet), singing loudly with no remorse, Oh, and it just so happens I'm a brilliant writer

I'd like to meet:

Mellow drones who don't harsh my flow. Ya dig?

Music:

Ryan Adams, The Libertines, The Darkness, Uncle Tupelo, Frank Black and the Catholics, Bruce Springsteen, The Stereo, The Weakerthans, Fastball, Guided By Voices, The Impossibles, Piebald, Softer, The Strokes, Elliott Smith, Bon Jovi, Foo Fighters, The Misfits, Slowreader, Ultimate Fakebook, Tool, Thin Lizzy, Yo La Tengo, Radiohead, Weezer, Spacehog, The Faint, Alkaline Trio, The Smiths, New End Original, The Cure, Coheed and Cambria, Pop Unknown, A Perfect Circle, Pete Yorn, Beck, Zipper, Recover, Neil Diamond, Winger, Hey Mercedes, Neil Young, Roy, Whiskeytown, Modest Mouse, Scissor Sisters, ELO, The Jealous Sound, Hot Hot Heat, Bob Segar, Gorillaz, Third Eye Blind, Gratitude, Ok Go, I got called out coz i neglected to mention the hottest band in the world KISS (and I'm sorry)

Movies:

Corey Applecore : Diary of an Athlete



The Godfather 1 & 2... First Blood... Old School... Corey Applecore... Cool Hand Luke... Bonnie & Clyde... Dirty Work... Anchorman... Team America: World Police... 40 Year Old Virgin... Henry: Portrait of a serial killer... Wedding Crashers... Walk The Line... Superman Returns... Batman Begins (so many others)

Television:

Upright Citizen's, Southpark, M*A*S*H, Freaks and Geeks, Law and Order: SVU, Arrested Development, Scrubs, Black Donnellys, Dexter, Deadwood, Rescue Me, The Office, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Books:

Perv - A Love Story, Permanent Midnight, Plainclothes Naked, Collected Short stories by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, American Psycho, First Blood, The Great Gatsby, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Dearly Devoted Dexter, GREATEST HITS: a collection of short stories about hit men, assassins and hired guns

Heroes:

James Dean, Bruce Springsteen, Ryan Adams, Dave Grohl, Trey Parker, Jamie Woolford, Norm Macdonald, The Misfits (1977-1983), Wolverine, Thomco Pillage, Tyler Durdin, Ryan Adams

My Blog

Support My Lifestyle

Avril Lavigne was just on the RADIO!?!? But it doesn't matter, because the radio sucks anyways... but Avril Lavigne is still pretty good... Fucking radio. I have this problem, where I don't have a lot...
Posted by J$ on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 02:02:00 PST

Who wants to get blazed?

I want to get so sloppy I can't see my fingers and then try and play guitar.
Posted by J$ on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 01:32:00 PST

It's a long way down (but it feels alright)

It's a far cry from a studio album - and a far cry from NOT drunken recordings and NOT drunken and out of time MP3's - but I after I knock out the next 2/3 songs (which are basically written - i just ...
Posted by J$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Script Coverage - OR - How I Reattached my balls

So I got my script read by a professional reader this weekend, and i got the coverage today. Needless to say - I was BLASTED in the ASS! I can give you a quick summation if you want... He used t...
Posted by J$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Songs.

the new songs are so fucking good - just wait. I'm doing demos all weekend, writing and recording. Just fucking wait - your head will explode. Ben is going to produce it... So fucking good....
Posted by J$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it runs in the family.

i've been drunk out of my mind - 7 out of the past 8 nights... including right now.
Posted by J$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm addicted to nyquil.

9th night in a row.
Posted by J$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yeah - i feel like a fag.

so what? what are you going to do about it? i hate not talking to girls. if you are a girl - and read this - and want to talk - then whatever. p.s. - this one goes out to homo dudes - i like y...
Posted by J$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm not that cool.

I just pretend to be on tv because when I look back, I want to remember myself the way I wish I was. profound? no. lame? yes. true? could be - time will tell. who wants to eat pancakes and...
Posted by J$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

books are gay.

i can't believe i'm not writing this script for howie right now... how are we supposed to produce anything without a script. sexual dance party.
Posted by J$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST