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Howie Sandwich

About Me

Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care not who writes the nation's laws.
S.J. Perelman
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Trekkies, Trekkers, Trektonians, Trekocrats, Treklamic Fundamentalists

My Blog

Comedy is Dead

That's it, boys and girls. Pack it in. All you comics, comedians, humorists, what have you... it's done. Go back to school and learn a trade. Because the real world has officially made us redundant. B...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:52:00 GMT

Nice of him to wait til after staffing season...

From CNN: Condemned killer wants to go out with a joke ..endclickprintexclude-->LIVINGSTON, Texas (AP) -- A condemned inmate wants to leave them laughing.Patrick Knight is collecting jokes and ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 23:08:00 GMT

Howie's Write-Up in the Enquirerer

So something I wrote got a mention in the Enquirer. Didn't mention me by name, so I'm not quite Larry Birkhead, but still...http://www.nationalenquirer.com/mikewalker/63850TRUM P GETS TESTYMust-see TV ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 22:58:00 GMT

Also from Chabon's "Wonder Boys"

Also from Chabon's "Wonder Boys":"I say that Albert Veitch was the first real writer I knew not because he was, for awhile, able to sell his work to magazines, but because he was the first to have the...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 04:50:00 GMT

Midnight Disease

From Wonder Boys, by Michael Chabon:"The midnight disease is a kind of emotional insomnia; at every conscious moment its victim even if he or she writes at dawn, or in the middle of the afternoon fe...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 04:43:00 GMT

dwtroadtrip.blogspot.com

Yeah, we take pictures sometimes...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT