Welcome to the Jungle |
I went to Barnes and Noble yesterday to acquire some fresh reading material and while I was looking around I noticed they had a table set up with books for Black History Month. Awesome. I love black p...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:59:00 GMT |
30 Days or Gary Busey Sez: "Son Of a Bitch, Everything’s Real!" |
Most of you probably don't know it, but today marks a small milestone for me. I officially have 30 days of sobriety. I made the decision to go AA a month ago and it is the smartest thing I've done sin...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:03:00 GMT |
Corey, Party Person Extraordianire |
This is a real news story from Australia. It made my day in so many ways....
My favorite things:1. The nipple ring.2. The other nipple, the one with no ring.3. The fact that he is sooooo ston...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:17:00 GMT |
Tinkle Tinkle Little Star |
This guy was sitting across from me on the Subway yesterday and he started staring at me. Wait, let me back up and bring you the full Cinemascope picture.... he was wearing one shoe, the dirtiest swea...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 04:58:00 GMT |
Lesser Known Prezidential Candidatesss |
So 2008 is shaping up to be an extremely important year for America and the world as we will finally have the opportunity to elect someone who isn't a pathological liar...(You're SUPPOSED to inhale yo...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:47:00 GMT |
Mean Old Man, Big Tipz |
So first read the story HERE!There are so many cool parts to this story, first the guy who gave away the car was named Walter "Buck" Swords. If I was totally him I would totally get laid all the time ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 10:53:00 GMT |
What exactly is a Douche? |
Many people (John MushingHam and Lord Maxwell III) constantly ask me 'What is a douche?' They are both deaf, as well as senile, in addition to their botched eyebrow surgeries... so I figured images wo...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:36:00 GMT |
Why Im Building a Robot |
People come up to me all the time and ask the dumbest questions: "Are you really from the West Indies?" "Did you make those chaps yourself?" "Can you please take your hand off my ass?" but the most an...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:05:00 GMT |
Joke Tester version 2.1 |
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...well, I'm flattering the shit out of my MySpace friend 'Just Andy' (she's in my Top Friends) by totally stealing her blog format...please give me...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 23:43:00 GMT |
Digging For Treasure |
When I was eight years old I remember going digging for treasure in my backyard. Back then my imagination was still free from the chokehold of bills, responsibilities, and all the other shackles that ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:18:00 GMT |
