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Sean O’Connor

Tiny Bill Cosby telling tiny tales of hilarity.

About Me

23 years old. Comedian/Adventurer/Screenwriter. Perfect at one of those. (Hint: Adventuring) Has been slowly climbing and clawing his way into the hearts of strangers for the past 22 summers. In the winter, he gets mega depressed and hibernates for what seems like the entire winter, but it's only eight hours a night!Always awkward, confused, and indifferent towards animals that don't start with the letter dog.

My Interests

contradicting myself, grrrlz , smiles, skateboarding, film making, alligator fun facts, adventures, rubies, diamonds, watches, pizza, and the new york mets.

I'd like to meet:

Lee Carter and Will Proudfoot (of Carter & Proudfoot Films)

Music:

the smiths, weezer, pavement, jay reatard, new order/joy division, black lips

Movies:

son of rambow, rushmore, shaun of the dead, back to the future 2, 24 hour party people, the jerk, billy madison, stoked!, and dead alive.

Television:

LOST, simpsons, spaced, and peep show.

Books:

Nevermind the Pollacks, Rip It Up, A Confederacy of Dunces, and Willie Mays: A Biography

Heroes:

Judd Apatow, Doug Kenney, John Swartzwelder

My Blog

Pretty In Pink!

    Jeez, Louise. I'm nearing the completion of something I'm writing and I am proud of it, sorta.The movies I have continuously watched in finishing this screenplay are:Pretty in PinkS...
Posted by Sean OConnor on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 02:08:00 PST

A short I wrote. This has not been filmed, and it may never be.

        "WELCOME BACK EMILY CAMPBELL"                            ...
Posted by Sean OConnor on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:46:00 PST

Blah, Blah, Blog.

    I have changed, we have changed,but that doesn't mean that we aren't all the same.'it doesn't?'no, it doesn't. 'how so?'well, you see. just because i have changed and you have chang...
Posted by Sean OConnor on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 09:51:00 PST

Dave and Kyle and The End of The World

        KYLE        Fuck that man. I don't want to watch that. If this is my last day, I want to just get high.      &nb...
Posted by Sean OConnor on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:14:00 PST

Shorter Hair That Once Was Long...

    When someone cuts hair that was long into hair that was short, I don't find it to be that life-changing. But it does always look like you quit having a drug problem. I want to cut m...
Posted by Sean OConnor on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 08:59:00 PST

Don’t Ever Change....

    Don't ever change, Sean. Please, do not change.You're such a pretty thing. This is choppy. I'm feelin' choppy. Choppy Chopper Chopped His Way Through Choppity Choppsville. I'm not e...
Posted by Sean OConnor on Sat, 31 May 2008 08:37:00 PST

This song is so amazing.

if love's the truth then look no lies and let me swim around your eyes i've found a place i'll never leave shut my mouth and just believe love is the truth i realize not a stream of pretty lies to use...
Posted by Sean OConnor on Sat, 31 May 2008 08:28:00 PST

Sexually Transmitted Weezease.

So, here we are again, Weezer. This is a familiar territory, isn't it. I called you here because we need to talk. I wish I wasn't doing this in a public forum, but come the fuck on.When I heard the si...
Posted by Sean OConnor on Tue, 27 May 2008 10:04:00 PST

The Shark in the Machine.

    I'm afraid of sharks, listen up everybody, I am afraid of sharks. Get out of my face and into my head because I am officially announcing my fear of sharks.Also, I'm doing a new mont...
Posted by Sean OConnor on Thu, 22 May 2008 02:03:00 PST

LOST!

    Okay. LOST, you need to stop this. We are two weeks away from taking a 6 month break from one another. I'm not ready for this. I know you're preparing me for when you go end in two ...
Posted by Sean OConnor on Mon, 19 May 2008 08:39:00 PST