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Myself 32 years in the future. If I was ugly I would challenge my self to a fight to the death. The Ugly 57-year-old version of me would try and calm the studly 25-year-old me and invite me to have lunch. The 25-me would accept (I was raised with impeccable manners.) Ultimately the two me's would co-exist (both feeling really weird about masturbating) until the old me died.
Bob Dylan, Saturday Looks Good To Me, Mountain Goats, The Anniversary, Little Wings, Beach Boys, Mirah, Langhorne Slim, Magnetic Fields, The Ronettes, Jay-Z, TV on the Radio, Arlo Guthrie, Mates of State, The Zombies, The Misfits, The Who, Willie Nelson, The Get Up Kids, Aqueduct, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Band, Johnny Cash, The Faint, Two Gallants, Bad Religion, Jim Croce, Graham Smith, The Loved Ones (The Australian group), Pearl Jam, Fred Thomas, The Flaming Lips, The Pixies, Queen, The New Amsterdams, Cake, Tenaciuos D, Weezer, Need New Body, Hives, Ramones, Dolly Parton, Elliot Smith, Arcade Fire, Exploding Hearts, The Monks, Elvis Costello, Ratatat, Cat Stevens, Tilly and the Wall, Talking Heads,Red Hot Chili Peppers, Elvis Presley,(The International) Noise Conspiracy, Lou Reed, The Rentals, Guns N' Roses, Built to Spill
Films:Being John Malkovich, Little Murders, The Royal Tenenbaums, Harold and Maude, High Fidelity, Fight Club, Magnolia, Tommy Boy, Airplane, Blazing Saddles, Three Kings, Quiz Show, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Life is Beautiful, Melvin Goes To Dinner, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Waiting For Guffman, Office Space, In The Company Of Men & Any Films Which Make Me Feel Uncomfortable Like: Ken Park, Happiness, Storytelling, Chuck and Buck Documentaries: Hell House, Capturing the Friedmans, The War Room, Roger and Me, Style Wars, Mr. Death, The Fog Of War
Arrested Development, Mr. Show, The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart, Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien, Everything's Relative, The Simpsons, Sports Night, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Tenacious D, Working, Murphy Brown, The Critic, Saved By The Bell, Stella, Family Guy, The Upright Citizens Brigade, The Office
Kurt Vonnegut Jr, David Sedaris, Chuck Palahniuk, George Carlin, Edward Albee, Malcom Gladwell, Calvin Trillin