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Bryan James!

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About Me


Bryan is Totally Awesome!!!

bryan is the ..102 most common male name.
0.19% of men in the US are named bryan.
Around 232750 US men are named bryan!
source namestatistics.com

I'm Bryan.

I hate commercials with talking CG animals.

My body needs at least 24 oz of diet coke every day to stay alive.

I have an aversion to unproductive phone conversations.

I have a dream about tornadoes at least once a month.

Because I started watching Comedy Central every day as a child in 1990 (when it was still the "Comedy Channel"), I'm a very seasoned and picky 'comedy snob' these days... So, If you start talking about how hilarious Carlos Mencia is, I will not only disagree, but probably disregard every word out of your mouth in the future.

Lastly, I love giving drunken, but educational, lectures to small groups about space elevators.

My Interests

Drums, guitar, piano, bass, songwriting, screenwriting, video production/editing, IMAX, Discovery channel, 60's, 80's, MST3K, animals, dinosaurs, sweat shirts with my name on them, Yahoo Serious (not kidding), Tomorrow Land, that's enough for now

I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented the 'chip clip.' Sure, you could just use a clothes pin... but why not try a chip clip! This guy made millions!!!

Also, meeting Lavar Burton would be pretty cool.


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Music:

the Beatles, Foo Fighters, Silverchair's last two albums, Rolling Stones, Beach Boys, trance, 80's music, Queens of the Stone Age, the Dissociatives, Van Halen (before the Hagar invasion), Phantom Planet, the Dandy Warhols, that Dog, Garbage, Paul McCartney, Danny Elfman, & the Dudicals!

Movies:



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Television:

NIP/TUCK IS MY NEW FAVORITE SHOW. I'M OBSESSED!!!, the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mythbusters, Seinfeld, the Simpsons, Arrested Development, Rescue Me, Curb your Enthusiasm, Smallville,
ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING ON THE SCIENCE CHANNEL
and sometimes the travel channel.... the travel channel: always a good idea when nothing REAL is on.

I'll tell you what I DIDN'T like on TV... The true hollywood story on Jim Varney! I'll never enjoy an Ernest movie again!!!

P.S. My 'Wings' phase is over.

Books:

Michael Crichton, Arthur C. Clarke, Chuck Palahniuk, Douglas Adams, Charles Darwin, Bill Watterson, Carson McCullers, David Eddings, Issac Assimov, Margaret Atwood, and lots and lots of science non-fiction because you know I'm a huge nerd and I'm still accepting bets on the 'space elevator,' payable in four decades to "Bryan J. Sanders" in all discussed amounts, plus interest and adjusted for monumental inflation.

Heroes:

Captain Planet was my personal hero. He didn't get many girls... mostly because they always made him go back into the ring after he rolled around in toxic waste for a while... He was probably a little too fond of the Hawaiian kid with the monkey but he was still a stand-up guy. Tragically, and embarassingly, he met an early doom in a "setting the table"-related accident. It seems he was reaching for his "good" china on the top shelf and took a nasty fall. The local police found his body a few days later after a neighbor complained about the odor. Don't worry, Cap! We'll remember you for your good deeds... not your "less than impressive" death.

My Blog

The Cartoon: Episode 2 "Pipe Dreams"

Howdy, partners. This is the second episode of the cartoon I'm working on with Jeremy Levenbach. The team learns of a pipe that leaks free Dr. Pepper and attempt to steal it all for themselves.... ...
Posted by Bryan James! on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:32:00 PST

NIKKI SIXX'S VERY COMPLICATED SOUL PATCH

I realize that Nikki Sixx has a "solo album" on the market.. and that faux-metal revival music is 90% carefully planned facial hair... That's all good and well... I also realize that I, myself, am ...
Posted by Bryan James! on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:44:00 PST

The Baldwin Hierarchy!

   >>>  Alec Baldwin > Stephen Baldwin > Daniel Baldwin > William BaldwinDon't ask about the extensive and rigorous scientific tests that were conducted to arrive...
Posted by Bryan James! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What do birds do during tornadoes?

That was it. No witty insight. Just wondered.
Posted by Bryan James! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST